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General Category => General Chaos => : Sean-o-tron March 06, 2010, 01:57:08 AM

: I just realized something.
: Sean-o-tron March 06, 2010, 01:57:08 AM
Paula Deen is just a cleverly disguised spelling of Paladin.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Tadanori Oyama March 06, 2010, 02:12:28 AM
Who did such things to your brain to send your mind to these places, Sean? It's okay, your with friends. It's safe here.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Boyos March 06, 2010, 02:12:49 AM
She is one of my fave cooks cus she loves to get blitzed while she drinks! I would follow her into any holy battle. Afterwords she would drink like a dwarf!
: Re: I just realized something.
: Order66 March 06, 2010, 02:54:49 AM
bigassmessage.com/adac3126c (http://bigassmessage.com/adac3126c)
: Re: I just realized something.
: Sean-o-tron March 06, 2010, 03:47:29 AM
bigassmessage.com/adac3126c (http://bigassmessage.com/adac3126c)

I found it to be rather humorous and there didn't appear to be an appropriate thread to post this epiphany.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Order66 March 06, 2010, 03:49:38 AM
bigassmessage.com/adac3126c (http://bigassmessage.com/adac3126c)

I found it to be rather humorous and there didn't appear to be an appropriate thread to post this epiphany.

bigassmessage.com/e1039cc7a (http://bigassmessage.com/e1039cc7a)
: Re: I just realized something.
: Murph March 06, 2010, 08:19:29 AM
Follower of the God of Butter, Flabulus, with her faithful ranger companion Bobby Paula Dean roams the kingdom of Fudn'twok...
: Re: I just realized something.
: ristarr March 06, 2010, 08:57:33 AM
The descriptions of Paula and Flabulus ( the Great Creamy One ) make me think they have a distinct halfling flavor. 

Someone needs to check Paula's feet next time they see her show.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Boyos March 06, 2010, 11:40:50 AM
Clearly you dont watch her show, no halfling could drink that much shes clearly dwarf!
: Re: I just realized something.
: ristarr March 06, 2010, 11:52:36 AM
While I am not implying that halflings could hold their own drinking with dwarves, they have been known to raise a pint or three.  Now if it came to more herbal refreshments, I think they would have the dwarves off wandering/wondering in the woods. 
But in my original comparison, I was thinking more of the love of food than drink.  I guess dwarves can eat also, but can you imagine Paula ever making anything like dwarf bread ( http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Dwarf_Bread )?  I don't think there is any butter in that.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Boyos March 06, 2010, 11:14:00 PM
ah yes but the best and easyist way to get a great food stock going in dwarf fortress is mixing 2 alcohol and making them into biscuts. So they know how to cook with beer and thats all that matters. Paula dean compeated on iron chief a few years ago and won by making 3 diffrent types of food with rum and schnapps in it.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Sean-o-tron March 07, 2010, 06:52:37 AM
I also realized if you have a party of nothing but Warforged druids with Wildshape, you can make a facsimile of Beast Wars.  Think about it.
: Re: I just realized something.
: Murph March 07, 2010, 08:37:24 AM
I also realized if you have a party of nothing but Warforged druids with Wildshape, you can make a facsimile of Beast Wars.  Think about it.

WARFORGED: CONSTRUCTS IN DISGUISE
: Re: I just realized something.
: Boyos March 07, 2010, 11:28:20 AM
I also realized if you have a party of nothing but Warforged druids with Wildshape, you can make a facsimile of Beast Wars.  Think about it.

Nice.