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: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
: rayner23 July 13, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
Take back Hollywood, men! We used to be the demographic that Hollywood aimed for and we've pussied out because we like vagina. For one day, just once, turn down vagina in exchange to go see this movie and if your girlfriend/wife wants you to see the Julia Roberts movie, tell her she's a cunt and then go see this movie.  You can apologize afterward.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMDC76D9l94
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: mathey July 13, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
"If I had to sit through a movie about horsefaced simple minded middle-aged women buying shoes and talking about vibrators, you can sit through a movie of Jet Li and Sly Stallone killin' Ugandans."

They filmed this near my neck of the woods actually. Katrina left a lot of vacant warehouses...
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: rayner23 July 13, 2010, 11:42:31 PM
"If I had to sit through a movie about horsefaced simple minded middle-aged women buying shoes and talking about vibrators, you can sit through a movie of Jet Li and Sly Stallone killin' Ugandans."

They filmed this near my neck of the woods actually. Katrina left a lot of vacant warehouses...

I had to sit through "It's Complicated" where a sexually frustrated Meryl Streep talks to everyone who will fucking listen to her bitch about her ex-husband and how old she feels. I won't say that I didn't get a boner to the thought of her naked in a bathtub, but that's NOT THE POINT!!!

The point is that I want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin killing people! I want to see the greatest action stars of all time (minus JCVD) on the same fucking screen! This is the ULTIMATE man's movie and it feels made in the same vein as "Snakes on a Plane." I can't wait!
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: Boyos July 14, 2010, 01:07:35 AM
My wife wants to see that movie, cause it has Stone Cold and coture in it. I wanna see it cause people get blown the fuck up!
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: doctorscraps July 14, 2010, 01:49:40 AM
I fully endorse the message being presented here.
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: Tadanori Oyama July 14, 2010, 12:12:55 PM
I have been remiss in my excitement about this film. I wasn't sure what it was about but now I realize that what it's about doesn't matter.
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: rayner23 July 14, 2010, 12:52:37 PM
I have been remiss in my excitement about this film. I wasn't sure what it was about but now I realize that what it's about doesn't matter.

EXACTLY! It's a film that's all about the star power!
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: Tadanori Oyama July 14, 2010, 01:17:36 PM
I have been remiss in my excitement about this film. I wasn't sure what it was about but now I realize that what it's about doesn't matter.
EXACTLY! It's a film that's all about the star power!

I can't help but think of it like a massively over bulked version of a cameo heavy movie, like the Muppets used to do, where people would just pop out of the wood work to interact with the puppets.
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: malyss July 16, 2010, 01:25:29 PM
The muppets rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU&feature=related
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: Kelkesh123 July 18, 2010, 07:03:18 PM
I called her a bitch, and then she tied me to a chair and taped TNT to my legs.
Thanks.
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: malyss July 19, 2010, 11:39:14 PM
She left your hands free to type... I bet she won't make that mistake twice.
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: Maze July 20, 2010, 02:40:38 AM
Fuck... I need to see this movie. But I also want to see Scott Pilgrim vs. the world.

I want this game, it looks like more Castle Crasher action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAY4vNJd7A8
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: Kelkesh123 July 20, 2010, 05:39:15 PM
She left your hands free to type... I bet she won't make that mistake twice.

True enough.
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: ZEKE July 20, 2010, 06:20:14 PM
It's enough star-power for 3 Reagan-era action classics!  Plus we added Stone Cold and the Old Spice Man! 
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: JonasArgham August 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Opening night for this movie should involve tailgating in the parking lot of the theater instead of camping in line and wearing teamedward bullshit. I also think that once it comes out on DVD, every time the wives/girlfriends want to have "TwiHard" parties, we have ExpendaBro parties in the next room. Complete with keg, cigars, chips and the surround sound up to 11!
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: iceemaker August 08, 2010, 10:32:58 PM
Don't forget the exorbitant amounts of fist-bumping and bro-hug-bumping.
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: mathey August 08, 2010, 11:32:12 PM
And the scenes of them oiling up each others' nude bodies. And dancing to the Village People.

Oops! Spoilers!
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: rayner23 August 09, 2010, 10:42:43 AM
I forgot that Scott Pilrim is coming out this weekend too!

Convince her to see that instead. It will be fucking great!
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: Boyos August 10, 2010, 04:40:40 PM
I forgot that Scott Pilrim is coming out this weekend too!

Convince her to see that instead. It will be fucking great!

Im so torn appart on that movie! I cant decide if I wanna see it. I wanna win the free tickets Q 102.1 and The Cave 104.1 are giving away so I dont waste money.
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: Sean-o-tron August 13, 2010, 05:03:03 PM
Saw an advanced screening of Scott Pilgrim last week and the midnight showing last night.  Over-the-top cgi heavy fight sequences, video game and pop culture references out of every orifice, and an awesome indie/punk soundtrack.

Fantastic flick.  If you're a nerd, you would do well to see this movie.
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: Arje August 13, 2010, 05:06:08 PM
Can't wait for scott pilgrim, however "The Room" is playing at midnight movies tonight.

I know where my money is going.

And fuck the expendables, that movie looks atrocious.
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: Tadanori Oyama August 13, 2010, 05:10:00 PM
And fuck the expendables, that movie looks atrocious.

That's the best part!
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: Arje August 13, 2010, 05:11:34 PM
But not atrocious enough that it might be enjoyable.

It looks like a moderate level of atrocious. Like...it only needs 10% more bad. But it doesn't have it in it though.
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: Tadanori Oyama August 13, 2010, 05:13:59 PM
But not atrocious enough that it might be enjoyable.

It looks like a moderate level of atrocious. Like...it only needs 10% more bad. But it doesn't have it in it though.

I've purposefully avoided learning anything about the movie. I want to just wander into the theater with no idea what to expect and see what happens.

I except there to be pain.
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: Arje August 13, 2010, 05:15:05 PM
Come see The Room with me instead.

Much better decision. You can be in STL by midnight, right?
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: Tadanori Oyama August 13, 2010, 06:02:06 PM
Come see The Room with me instead.

Much better decision. You can be in STL by midnight, right?

Let's see... it's 2,100 miles so first star on the right and straight on til morning should do it.

Just don't tell my fiance, she will has nightmares if somebody reminds her of The Room.
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: Arje August 14, 2010, 04:01:28 AM
My proudest moment from the screening tonight
[spoiler]At the suicide, the moment the shot rang out...i let loose a "Ooooooohhhhh Mi GAAWWWWWWWWWWD" ala Troll 2. It brought down the house. [/spoiler]
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: malyss August 16, 2010, 01:11:36 PM
Saw Expendables last night.

FUCKING AWESOME.

If you liked Commando, Rambo, Cobra, Red Heat, Transporter, Red Skorpion, etc. then you need to see this movie.

If you are one of those whiny arts movie bitches, take a hike and go watch Blair Witch again... or something with Robert Redford in it.
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: Patrick August 17, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
If Michael Bay did a remake of "It's Complicated" I think that would clearly signal that the end of the world had arrived and the Great Old Ones were poised to turn Earth into a hellish reflection of their native realms...

Michael Bay = Killing classic horror movies one lame remake at a time!
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: crash2455 August 18, 2010, 02:09:05 AM
I'm on the fence about The Expendables.  Too much exposition (written by Stalone who should never write exposition ever), not enough killin'.  Also, I was promised nine action stars and only really got 3.  What's up with that?  That said, the final action sequence was pretty awesome and reminded me of how Wushu should be played.

Scott Pilgrim kicked ass, even if the opening was a bit slow at times.  It was kind of hard to follow (but I mean they were jamming 6 books into one movie, so sacrifices had to be made).  Still, awesome action, and Michael Cera was actually a pretty good fit for Scott Pilgrim.
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: siriq August 18, 2010, 12:41:25 PM
I thought The Expendables was very entertaining movie.  The last action sequence was so ridiculous it was awesome. [spoiler] You got to love an automatic shotgun.[/spoiler]
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: Tadanori Oyama August 18, 2010, 12:44:34 PM
I just checked the numbers and Expendables beat Eat Love Pray! Machoism still flows thick and chunky in the summer heat. We deserve to be men!
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: Dogfish August 19, 2010, 07:43:19 AM
It was ok...kind of a poor man's The Dogs of War but with a cast that should of pulled their weight and elevated it.
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: clockworkjoe August 22, 2010, 12:48:13 PM
i had a dream last night where the cast of The Expendables fought Predators. I haven't seen either movie. They killed a predator and used some kind of signal device to call over other predators and then blow them up with excessive firepower.

I suspect my dream is better than either movie.

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: crash2455 August 22, 2010, 03:06:00 PM
i had a dream last night where the cast of The Expendables fought Predators. I haven't seen either movie. They killed a predator and used some kind of signal device to call over other predators and then blow them up with excessive firepower.

This sounds like a Wushu game.
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: Boyos August 22, 2010, 06:42:21 PM
i had a dream last night where the cast of The Expendables fought Predators. I haven't seen either movie. They killed a predator and used some kind of signal device to call over other predators and then blow them up with excessive firepower.

I suspect my dream is better than either movie.



Hey now I liked Predators, granted the ending was dumb but the rest of the movie was ok.
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: Kroack August 22, 2010, 09:42:13 PM
which predator movie
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: Tadanori Oyama August 22, 2010, 09:44:04 PM
which predator movie

No, "Predators" (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Predators). It came out this year.

Hey now I liked Predators, granted the ending was dumb but the rest of the movie was ok.

On the other hand... that's actually a fair description of most of the Predator movies.
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: Boyos August 23, 2010, 05:04:37 AM
atleast they have a theam...
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: Patrick August 23, 2010, 03:05:00 PM
I think the most meaningful lesson I learned from watching the various "Predator" movies over the years is that a bare-chested, machete-wielding indian is no match for a predator.

Also, some dudes don't need shaving cream or water to shave and predators enjoy endlessly analyzing the words "Any time..."
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: Kroack August 23, 2010, 11:09:02 PM
well you should just

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

and we'll see.
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: Boyos August 30, 2010, 09:19:19 AM
I think the most meaningful lesson I learned from watching the various "Predator" movies over the years is that a bare-chested, machete-wielding indian is no match for a predator.

Also, some dudes don't need shaving cream or water to shave and predators enjoy endlessly analyzing the words "Any time..."

and dont forget that Jessie The Body Ventura is a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
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: Arje August 30, 2010, 11:58:18 AM
I think the most meaningful lesson I learned from watching the various "Predator" movies over the years is that a bare-chested, machete-wielding indian is no match for a predator.

Also, some dudes don't need shaving cream or water to shave and predators enjoy endlessly analyzing the words "Any time..."

and dont forget that Jessie The Body Ventura is a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

This might be my favorite sentence of August.
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: Boyos August 30, 2010, 09:46:27 PM
I think ill prob ruin it by showing you what comes befor if you dont rember.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijy8fpdI5c