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General Chaos / Re: Dirty Proverbs
« on: September 03, 2009, 04:54:08 AM »
rodeo time
for a rodeo, it's best to be at a party, or just have patient friends. also helps if you're nailing someone with long hair.
basically, the short and sweet of it is you're going at it (in doggystyle) and get a good grip on her hair. also, it might be best if you position yourself so that your legs are on the outside of hers, better still if you can manuever yourself so you have some form of grip on her hips with your legs. at this point you yell rodeo, your audience (group of friends, the more the better) busts out of the closet, and flick on the light. the moment the light turns on, your friend with a stopwatch starts timing how long you can keep your grip and keep humping.
note: again, this is also one best used on an INSIGNIFICANT other.
for a rodeo, it's best to be at a party, or just have patient friends. also helps if you're nailing someone with long hair.
basically, the short and sweet of it is you're going at it (in doggystyle) and get a good grip on her hair. also, it might be best if you position yourself so that your legs are on the outside of hers, better still if you can manuever yourself so you have some form of grip on her hips with your legs. at this point you yell rodeo, your audience (group of friends, the more the better) busts out of the closet, and flick on the light. the moment the light turns on, your friend with a stopwatch starts timing how long you can keep your grip and keep humping.
note: again, this is also one best used on an INSIGNIFICANT other.
