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General Chaos / Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling

« on: December 17, 2009, 07:41:47 AM »

fagit vvvvv

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ey asl
You: no u!
Stranger: nop you :d
You: aw man, why do i have to go first?
You: you go first.
You: fine
You: 15/f/usa
You: now it's ur turn
Stranger: well im 14 b in denmark
You: b?
You: wussat?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: boy
You: achso
Stranger: ?
You: i'm older than you!
Stranger: yeup
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: my boyfriend's 22 though...
You: he's older than you also!!
You:
Stranger: 22!
Stranger: and youre 15!
You: yep.
You: he's in the army.
You:
Stranger: sad
You: what do you do?
Stranger: fiine
Stranger: listen to music
You: for money?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: like a job?
You: yes, like a job.
Stranger: im lazy... i dont got any
You: uh huh.
You: well, you should get some money.
Stranger: im fine :d
Stranger: the old ones got
You: uh huh.
You: well, girls like guys with money.
You: you should get some money boy.
Stranger: in dk they dont think like that..
Stranger: thats the look
You: ?
You: every guy i've ever slept with had tons of money, cept my boyfriend of course.
You: and i loved it
You:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you a playEr`?
You: no...
You: but some of the guys i fucked were...
Stranger: every guy i've ever slept with had tons of money, cept my boyfriend of course. -.--
You: yeah...that makes me a slut, not a player...
Stranger: ;P
You: lol
You: it's cool
You: i understand
Stranger:
Stranger: i havent yet
You: i know.
You: cause you don't have any money silly!
Stranger: nah..
You: why then?
You: do you like pokemon or something?
Stranger: haha..
Stranger: nop
Stranger: ..
Stranger: im just not a player..
You: you don't have to be a player to do it with someone lol.
Stranger: or 1 that fucks with every1 and do every1 sad
You: i don't do it with everyone
You: only guys with money.
Stranger: every guy i've ever slept with had tons of money, cept my boyfriend of course.
Stranger: Every..
Stranger: sound like many
You: only like 23, that's not that much.
You: my sister has fucked about 1,000 guys.
Stranger: yeye sure..
Stranger: well i dont belive
You: okay maybe not that many but a lot.
Stranger: 1000 is very many..
Stranger: what kind of music y like?
You: all kinds.
You: what about you?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: most rock
Stranger: ..
Stranger: but also tecno
Stranger: some..
Stranger: to party i hear tecno ofc
You: can you play any instruments boy?
Stranger: Nop
You: you should learn
You: girls will like you and probably do it with you
Stranger: haha does you?
You: no
Stranger: well..
Stranger: thats not how girls in denmark is.
You: girls in denmark eh?
You: do they cook for men?
Stranger: umm im only 14 ffs
You: ffs?
You: wussat?
Stranger: for fuck sake
You: oh
You: you shouldn't cuss in front of me, girls won't fuck guys that are impolite right off the bat.
Stranger: hmmm..
Stranger: well who sould know off?
You: i'm sorry sweetie, you're gonna have to ask that one again.
You: i didn't understand it.
Stranger: Who that i know should know that i wrote that to you?
Stranger: well..
Stranger: im myself..
You: okay
You: hey can i tell you somethign?
Stranger: surely
You: everyone i've ever fucked was over 18 years, one was over 30!
You: i like guys my age though.
Stranger: that just disgusting
You: they used condamns.
Stranger: well it stilll is..
You: well, i guess.
You: but i've made a new rule, no one over 27 anymore.
You: unless they are a doctor or something lol.
Stranger: a 27 is still
You: well i'm 15, it's only 12 years older.
You: it's not that bad
Stranger: yes it is
You: my sister was 13 and was fucking 40 year olds back in the day
You: i'm not that bad am i?
Stranger: well youre sister and you are disgusting if you do it with 1 over 20 y
You: 1 over 20?
Stranger: at that age
Stranger: one*-
You: man, i think 18 of them were over 20...
You: two or three were 19...
You: but i started when i was your age...
You: so it's not that bad
Stranger: well you must be pretty if all guys wants you lol.
You: yeah
You: that and my giant tits...
You:
Stranger: ;d
You: you don't like boobs?
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General Chaos / Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling

« on: December 15, 2009, 09:01:05 AM »

i think i fail epically in both those. i will try again.

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General Chaos / Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling

« on: December 15, 2009, 08:55:31 AM »

sorry for the german...i can't get any americans for some reason. ...i think this guy may have been trolling me...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey lady will you marry me?
You: maybe!
You: where are you from!
You: ?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: u?
You: germany also!
You: can i being my dog?
You: *bring
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ja kannst du
You: ...can i bring my television set?
Stranger: du darfst.
Stranger: was für ein hund ist es?
You: it is a weenie dog
You: can i bring my girlfriend?
Stranger: w0000000000000000000000t?
Stranger: moment
Stranger: aber sicher!
You: ich verstehe nicht...ich kann nuer ein bisschen deutsch verstanden...
Stranger: lol then youre not from germany!
Stranger: you lied to me, wife!
You: i am, i'm an american citizen but i live in germany!
You: so can i bring my girlfriend?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: sure you can
Stranger: if youre a lady!
Stranger: you really do?
Stranger: where?
You:
You: can i bring her aborted fetus?
Stranger: where do you live?
You: schwandorf
You: can i bring the fetus along too?
Stranger: no. thats too much.
You: it's in a jar...
You: it's frozen in this cool position doing the peace sign.
Stranger: oh. then its ok. bring it on.
Stranger: more things you wanna bring?
You: yeah...
You: i have quite an extensive collection of people's hair i've collected on the subway
You: can i bring also?
You: (they are in plastic bags).
Stranger: yes you can. but only in bags
You: and i have my ex-boyfriend's dead mother's ashes...can i bring those?
Stranger: yes yes... put it to the fetus
You: uh...maybe that's something we can do later...
You: also, can i bring my grandfather?
Stranger: yes. but hes gotta leave the room if we have sex. ok?
You: why?
You: he's been there every other time...
Stranger: yes... but i want things to become better.
Stranger: a new life.
Stranger: burn the ashes!
You: uhm, can i bring my hairdresser?
Stranger: sure. but dont plug it in while im bathing
You: uh, i don't think i can plug her in but okay.
You: can i bring my penis enlarger pump?
Stranger: you can
Stranger: why do you got one
`?
You: i want to be like black guys.
Stranger: but... you are a woman!
You: am i?
Stranger: yes
You: achso.
Stranger: or i gotta kill you
Stranger: cuz you lied then
You: kill me with what?
Stranger: the fetus
You: achso.
Stranger: and the penis pump
You: i'm a woman.
You: but...i'm only 13....ist das okay?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: sure
You: okay.
Stranger: when do we marry?
You: uhm, you pick.
Stranger: 2 hrs
Stranger: münchen
Stranger: ok?
You: i can't i'm at school.
You: pick a different day please....?
You: (i have basketball practice after this then i have to go work out then i have to play halo)
Stranger: halo?
You: xbox 360?
You: can i bring that?
You: i have battletoads!
Stranger: youre too young!
Stranger: halo is evil!
Stranger: and your a woman!
You: i'm a guy actually...
Stranger: you are not allowed to play it
Stranger: no.youre not. never
You: but it's cool, i'm gay
You: so i can pretend to be your wife
You: is it still okay? can i bring my toaster?
Stranger: no. the toaster is where it ends.
Stranger: i cant take that.
Stranger: enough.
You: okay...i'll leave the toaster
Stranger: i wanna get divorced!
You: uhm,
You: you didn't sign no pre-nupt so i get half yer shit you cheatin bastard!
Stranger: i burnt it all
You: hmm, okay.
You: you wanna go get some coffee?
You: after halo?
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General Chaos / Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling

« on: December 15, 2009, 08:00:59 AM »

took this person FOREVER

Stranger: helllo
You: hi there
Stranger: helllllloooooooo agian
Stranger: again
You: are you a midget?
Stranger: yeaaoowwwwww
Stranger: hw did ya know that?
You: lucky guess
You: are you in the circus?
Stranger: no i am retarted...
Stranger: not so lucky this time..
Stranger: and wat abt u?
You: can you read people's minds?
Stranger: no not at all..
Stranger: what are u ....... a good for nothing?
You: yeah kinda
Stranger: lemme guess...
Stranger: u r bad at studies,,,,..and not good looking..
You: more
Stranger: hah,,,...u have sm kind f abnormality?
You: yeah, guess it
Stranger: two dicks or chick with a dick?
You: first one!
Stranger: haha....good for u..
You: but they are not mine...
Stranger: hmm...guess u tore them apart frm sm 1?
You: i don't understand...
Stranger: if they are not urs...then they are sm1 elses...rite?
You: yes they are
Stranger: so u must have taken it frm them..
You: no, i didn't take anythign from anyone
You: i'm a good girl
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: so u were born with two dicks?
You: no
You: it started happening when i turned 14
Stranger: wow,,,....lucky u...
Stranger: u dont need anyone else to enjoy..
Stranger: just twist and turn it into ur hole....o:
You: uhm, i have been getting gang banged every day of my life since my 14th birthday
Stranger: sooo sad...
Stranger: are u a captive?
You: no
Stranger: then what ...tell ur parents..
Stranger: abt it
You: i can't
Stranger: hmm...y?
You: uh
You: cause they would kill me
You: not literally
Stranger: for what getting banged forcefully?
You: no it's not forcefully
Stranger: oh...so u enjoy it...
You: kinda
You: sometimes
Stranger: then whats the problem here?
You: uh
You: i don't think they enjoy it...
Stranger: what the fuck??...then y do they bang u?
You: ...i ask them to?
Stranger: then whats ur problem?....u ask them...they dont like....then either u stop asking./..
Stranger: or u stop feeling bad abt them not liking
You: they don't understand me
Stranger: wtf.??...seriously  are u making this up...or are u really that out f ur mind?
You: i'm not making this up
You: and i'm not crazy
Stranger: okay...so what do want to make them understand..?

Stranger: btw i know u r making this up...but still its intresting...
You: well one's my brother
You: is that bad?
Stranger: hahaha....
Stranger: now bring a uncle or ur father into picture that'll make it more intresting!!
You: hey, you guessed it!
You: the other one's my uncle
Stranger: wow...what abt ur father ...does hi sit there enjoying watching u??
You: no, he just goes outside and roasts marshmallows all night
You: you like marshmallows?
Stranger: no we dont eat marshmallows in this part of the world...
You: what part?
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: uh, i'm from atlanta
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: so continue..
Stranger: what then...
You: why don't you have marshmallows?
Stranger: well....
Stranger: i dont know y?...
Stranger: i mean  i exactly dont know what they are..
Stranger: they are shrubs rite?
You: no
You: they are white
Stranger: ya the shape of mushrooms..?
You: uhm, i don't think so...
Stranger: okay okay...
Stranger: i remember
Stranger: they are sugar cubes?
You: close enough...?
You: they are sticky
Stranger: hmm...yeah...i have had those...just call'em by a diffrent name...
Stranger: here//..
Stranger: and btw i hate sweeet things...
Stranger: and especially those whch are sweet..
Stranger: u like them?
You: i leik mudkipz.
Stranger: me too...
Stranger: so what do u do srsly?
You: i, i play the bassoon.
Stranger: now wat the hell is a bassoon?
Stranger: violin?
You: no
Stranger: umm smthing similar?
You: not really
Stranger: i have heard of it,,i think
Stranger: surely got strings
You: no it has keys
You: it's a woodwind instrument
Stranger: watever...
Stranger: i play drums..
Stranger: but not vryy good
Stranger: just kindda hobbie..
You: do you like satanic music? just curious
Stranger: well..no...
Stranger: i prefer....pop...and light rock..
You: oh
Stranger: not into the heavy metal stuff...
You: this one time, i was playing the bassoon for my mom
You: and i was playing satanic songs
You: and she got mad
You: and scared
You: and She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Stranger: wow!!>.////will take me a few minutes to read it all..!!!
You: lol n00b
Stranger: hmm..u can write...
Stranger: do u read a lot f novels?
You: yeah
Stranger: wat kinda novels do u prefer?
You: the ones with candlejack. they are interestin-
Stranger: what candlejack?..
Stranger: i mainly prefer....fantasy novels//..
Stranger: have u read the twilight saga?
Stranger: u dere?
Stranger: okay,...i'll be going..
Stranger: bye...
Stranger: nice toking to u...
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