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« on: July 23, 2015, 12:40:29 AM »
I rubbed some player character logic on that scenario and this came up...
"Human, awaken. Return from this near-death slumber!"
"I told you, they go bad if you don't use them. You should have kept it in the refrigerator."
"So, if mild cold keeps humans fresh; maybe if we put it in the freezer for a few minutes..."
"I HAVE IDEA!"
Samuel Ashton was ripped back into consciousness by a shock of ice-water and a chorus of inhuman screeching. Gray, scaly things were writhing in shock and anger, also soaked in near-freezing water.
"Dammit MoonMoon! I'll rip your..." "But it worked! But it wo..."
"Just, just. Just go. Go and put the other one in the freezer, ok?"
Two of the beasts skulked away, as a third pulled a chair across from Samuel. Somewhere in the distance, he could hear gunfire.
"Human, we have a problem. You must fix it. A doom walks these halls and we must return home before it takes us all."
"What? How. You have a problem?"
"Yes pink, oily thing. A warrior, who is also oily, has arisen, and you must repair the machine that opens the way to Hell before he lays waste to us all. When you have opened the way, we will drag you into the pits with us; you have my word."
"Wait, why would I want that? You just said a soldier is coming to the rescue."
"I don't think you understand. We, as in you and I, have a problem. The doom-bringer did not become this kind of hyper-efficient killing machine by rescuing people."