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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Cinco de mayo Drunk LoEG 1980's game.

« on: May 07, 2010, 02:57:42 AM »

Are we tearing you apart, Ross?

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: New world campaign

« on: May 06, 2010, 07:00:33 PM »

I love the running gag about Locke's list...

*takes out pad and pen*

Can fit in one's hand... Pro.

Currently Running ... Con.

Comes with own gag... Pro.

Fans love it ... Pro.

Well, there we have it then.

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RPGs / The Summer of Nostalgia, brought to you by 4th Edition

« on: May 02, 2010, 05:14:49 AM »

So we are getting Dark Sun as a 4th edition campaign setting.  I'm sure that it's going to be awesome, but here's something that has not been as publicly announced:

http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Product.aspx?x=dnd/products/dndacc/253850000

If Ross does not eventually run and post this, I will be disappointed.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: ennies nominations this year

« on: April 30, 2010, 02:28:31 PM »

haha Sorry thought Tom was in Arcadia for some reason. Was such a good game that felt like there were more then just cody and dan! haha!

Well, it was actually me and Jason, so . . .

Goddamn. It was only Guest Player Brian and Aaron.

Do you guys not remember it at all?  

Are you retarded? It was Mike and a talking Panda!

PANDA!  I am here to tell you today that you and I are going to discuss what is going on with this town and the related... paranormal activities, and you will listen and agree with my terms because you will hear what I am telling you and know in your panda heart it will be right because I told you it was.

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RPGs / Re: I need help developing an EASY sci-fi RPG for class ASAP!

« on: April 24, 2010, 09:10:19 PM »

http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/risus.htm

Easiest RPG I have ever encountered.  And it an be hella fun too.

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RPGs / Re: Stuff...

« on: April 24, 2010, 01:37:28 AM »

I once hosted a series of encounters where the PCs had to defend the Maguffin from waves and waves of encounters (11 or so, yeah it took a few weeks).  The plot device was encased a massive block of magical ice, so as the baddies would wail on it, more cold energy (oh 4th ed, how energy types can make sentences odd) would seep out and make more and more of the floor a hazard.  It was a little tedious to run, but the players still remember the battle against the Epic 88 with a kind fondness.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 21, 2010, 11:38:07 PM »

Granted you now can game with them whenever, but its in a cat box infested, porn wal-pappered, smoke stained 1 bedroom basement apt.

I wish I had a pizza right now!

Granted, the Pizza Deliveryperson will be pressing charges.

I wish maximum caseload standards were lower.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 20, 2010, 06:41:20 PM »

Granted, It is now raining in biblical proportions.

I wish i wasn't still emotionally scarred by my Trail of Cthulhu Skype game with nbneil

Granted, you are now strangely aroused by nbneil's Trail of Cthulhu Skype Game.  The soft moaning the other players continuously hear from you emotionally scars them instead.

I wish I could have applied to law school this year.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Facts from more current New World Sessions

« on: April 20, 2010, 06:36:49 PM »

I got a spoiler for ya.

It's huge, it will totally BLOW YOUR MIND.

Okay, here it goes.

Kuthin will add one to his Darkspiral Aura.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 14, 2010, 01:34:42 PM »

Granted, you may make use of your massive coffee bottle at any time with only a turn of your chair. To accommidate this massive supply whatever grad student draws the shot straw has to mix up the brew on the roof with a garden hose and several sacks of instant mix.

I wish that I had quicker reflexes.

Granted, although good luck with the next attack that targets your fortitude or will.

I wish I was caught up on paperwork.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 13, 2010, 11:24:41 PM »

I wish my kids would stay in bed after bedtime.

Granted, social services is extremely interested in your "bed belt" invention.

*sigh* Time to go to work.

I wish the other gamers in my Shadowrun crew know how to fucking run the shadows.

Granted, now they forgot how to properly work the lights.  Every session is a glow-stick rave.

I wish state policies had less red tape and were more effective.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 10, 2010, 11:43:29 AM »

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but eating that KFC Double Down was just enough to trigger five consecutive heart attacks.

I wish I had the time and players to host all the games I wanted.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: The RPPR AP podcast site is now up

« on: April 10, 2010, 11:38:17 AM »

did you upload? 

personal there, man.

Dude, he's married.

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General Chaos / Re: Post good webcomics or die

« on: March 24, 2010, 12:49:21 AM »

http://www.cad-comic.com/

nooooo


this is a terrible webcomic

all the characters have the same face

B-U

Not to mention the plot lines are boring, predictable trash with a few topical gaming jokes thrown in to interrupt what little pacing he can manage.

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RPGs / Re: I am a horrible monster because I didn't let a player control another PC

« on: March 23, 2010, 09:14:57 AM »

The stream of obscenities best be a flowing!

Isn't it more like a waterfall?

If so, we'd better not chase it.