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General Chaos / Re: Order66 is no more

« on: June 18, 2010, 12:03:41 AM »

YEAH NOW YOU CANT SAY I AM NOT FUNNY

Funny LOOKING maybe...
heyoo

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Title Unavailable - Paranoia XP / Re: Cloning Vats [Character Creation]

« on: June 10, 2010, 04:28:39 PM »

Basic concept is a hacker who wants to prove that he is THE BEST!...or will be eventually.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: New world campaign

« on: June 09, 2010, 10:10:11 AM »

it was just so long that I couldn't handle it.

thats what she said

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Recruitment Board / Re: TITLE UNAVAILABLE [Paranoia XP or 25th Anniversary: UNDISCLOSED NUMBER Players]

« on: June 08, 2010, 11:49:46 PM »

I've been looking for a pbp game i could get in on without having any books. I'm in. I don't know what type of characters are normal for this, but i had a concept of someone like Kevin Flynn from Tron.

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General Chaos / Re: Translation War.

« on: May 20, 2010, 01:07:14 AM »

Itty Bitty Titty Committee becomes "Breakfast for all ages".

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: May 12, 2010, 01:35:39 AM »

Granted. Now you have a giant hole in your wall, and debris in your kool-aid man pitcher.

I wish i had a new phone and a new laptop.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: May 06, 2010, 11:32:41 PM »

I wish I had a personal vocano in my honor that when it erupts it spells "fuck you" in lava

granted, you now have a personal vocano, whatever the hell that is. Too bad you'll never get a real volcano though.

i wish that AP testing was easier than it is

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Cinco de mayo Drunk LoEG 1980's game.

« on: May 06, 2010, 10:44:17 PM »

Is this the next episode on the list for postage? Or do we need to wait till 2087(I think thats the year)?

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 22, 2010, 01:31:09 AM »

Granted, but so that your karma is balanced, your manhood is decreased proportional to the increase in your confidence.

I wish New futurama was here noooooooow.

Granted. You wake up from your blackout as the show is starting. Your phone has several concerned messages from friends asking why the cops are now looking for you.

I wish i didnt need to do my chemistry lab write ups.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Cody Fan Club

« on: April 21, 2010, 09:11:37 PM »

Cody, you are at the dinner party, right? I would be devastated without Locke's wily antics and strange Lich jealousy. 

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 21, 2010, 06:48:12 PM »

Granted. Now you can, unfortunetly the secret ingredient is the blood of that office worker you are secretly attracted to.

I wish I hadn't created a monster.

Granted. Your creation is now viewed by society as angelic, and many more are soon to come.

I wish i didn't have to take loans to pay for college.

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 10, 2010, 09:57:12 PM »

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I wish Kick-Ass was out this weekend instead of next.
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Granted, but it came out at the same time as the next Twilight movie, so you have to wait in lines next to their fans.

I wish i could learn how to quote properly

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 10, 2010, 07:06:50 PM »

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I wish I hadn't made a Synnibar joke.
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Granted. Instead it was a F.A.T.A.L joke.
I wish one of my lottery tickets wins

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General Chaos / Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread

« on: April 09, 2010, 05:44:47 PM »

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I wish I was internet famous.
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Granted, but its for being an animal porn star.

I wish there were no trolls

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General Chaos / Re: Order66 is no more

« on: March 18, 2010, 09:32:30 PM »

Ahh, I have my own rusty board and nail. I believe castrating myself with it and offering it to the great gods of RPPR (Coddowalshagoth and Ross) shall begin my repentance.