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RPGs / Character sheets

« on: May 05, 2009, 09:29:55 AM »

We are having an awards ceremony at our school and I want to make some D&D character sheets for my D&D kids. Does anyone know where I can find some character sheets on the internet where I can just type directly onto the sheet itself?

What I want to do is come up with my own wacky skills, feats, etc.

Thanks!

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RPGs / Wil Wheaton loves 4e!

« on: May 01, 2009, 09:41:12 AM »

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2009/04/beware-the-mad-hermit-of-the-northlands.html


I love Wesley Crusher. Check out his blog.

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General Chaos / Good anime series?

« on: April 26, 2009, 05:55:01 PM »

My wife and I were talking and we realized that there are very few anime series that we have actually sat all the way through and enjoyed. I was wondering if there were any suggestions for good series. Here are my top 5 favorites:

1) Cowboy Bebop
2) Wolf's Rain
3) Berserk
4) Samurai Champloo
5) Gundam Wing

I've seen parts of Trigun and I didn't like it.

I've watched enough DBZ to never want to watch it again.

I refuse to watch Inuyasha and Naruto.

I watched the first episode of Last Exile and I was very interested in it, but I wasn't sure if it was worth my time.

Thanks for the help!

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General Chaos / People you would fight

« on: April 22, 2009, 11:11:51 PM »

After rewatching Fight Club, I got to thinking about people (and things) I would fight and I thought I would post it here.


Comic book creator - Joey Q. or Judd Winick

Historical Figure - General George Armstrong Custer

Actor - Hayden Christiansen

State - Tennessee

Fictional Character - Gumby

Comic book character - the guy from Kick-Ass.

National Park - Yosimite

Video Game Character - Duke Fucking Nukem

Video Game system - A whole army of Tiger Hand-Helds

Video Game Controller - Dreamcast Controller

Supermodel - Christie Brinkley

National Landmark - Giant Ball of String

Store - Spencer's and all the 14 year olds that go there.

Color - Teal

Candy bar - Payday

Wizard of Oz character - the goddamn Cowardly Lion

Disney Princess - Jasmine

Musician - Neil Diamond

Genre of Writing - Historical Fiction

Sports Star - Pete Rose

College Major - Construction Management or Technical writing

Sport - Curling

Dead Media Format - HD for being a pussy.

Band - Phish

Thing in the store - our Open Sign

Type of Furniture - an ottoman

Author - J.D. Salinger or Robert Jordan or R.A. Salvatore

Playwright - Tyler Perry

Poet - Robert Frost

Star Wars character - IG-88 . . . he is a giant trashcan/dildo with no arms

Mystical creature - the black mist from Lost

Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Cheap-ass candy - Circus peanuts

Restaurant - Chicago Gyros. with shitty service like that, they are asking for a fight.

Thing you put in your house (I think) - a sunroom

Toy Line - Go-bots

He-man character - Moss Man

Former President - Martin Van Buren

Random Person - anyone involved with the movie "Jumper"
 

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General Chaos / G.I. Mother Fucking Joe!

« on: April 20, 2009, 08:41:59 PM »

Check out the new G.I. Joe Resolute if you love watching things that are good.

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Episode 2 literally took my breath away. I'm not even exaggerating.

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General Chaos / My fake Craigslist ads

« on: April 11, 2009, 05:56:56 PM »

With nothing better to do (and the creative juices flowing) I decided to make a craigslist account and make some fake postings. My first one is in the "platonic" category with the "men seeking men" to hang out with. I will be the first to admit that I completely stole the text from an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I found the picture on google. I typed in "three guys" and it was the first thing I saw.

 

THREE DUDES LOOKING FOR FRIENDS TO PARTY WITH

Whatup? We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out with us in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again nothing sexual.

   
   

 

 

The next one is probably the nerdiest thing I have ever written.

 

COME ON A QUEST FOR LOVE AND LET'S NERD OUT TOGETHER!

Helllllllooooo ladies! I am a D&D nerd (Dungeons and Dragons, not Drugs and Disease LOL J/K!) looking for a neutral good to chaotic good lady out there who is up for a little role-playing. NO EVIL ALIGNMENTS OR LAWFUL GOOD ALIGNMENTS WILL BE ACCEPTED.

I'm about 5'5", 130lbs. I work out often, but still only have a 12 to my Str, 16 to my Dex (that;s right ladies, I'm a runner!), 18 to my Int, 13 to my Con, 16 to my Wis, and I've been told that I have a 25 to my Cha (eat your heart out Vin Diesel).


I am looking for a sexy little nymph to practice casting my level 5 charm spell on. Be my eladrin wizard and I'll be your half-elf ranger.


p.s. No fatties.   
 


 

This is the last one and it is more of a social experiment than anything else. I found a random girl on myspace and put her pictures up. I feel a little bad, but oh well . . .


LOOKING FOR A GUY TO LITERALLY TAKE A SHIT ON

hey guyzz! im a gurl hoo noes wot she wants! i need a man hoo will let me take a big old dump on his chest!

NO SEX! NONE AT ALL!

i just want to pop a squat and let out a big ole doo-doo on your chest, pay you $20, and give you a friendly slap on the cheek. that is all!

also, you will be expected to give the $20 back because i do not have much money and am currently going to skewl 2 bn construction management.

so, if you're into big ole stinky dookies on your chest, getting paid $20 (don't forget to give it back) then i'm your kind of a girl.


oops! i mean . . . gurrrrl.

p.s. no fatties

p.p.s. no weirdos

 
 


 

I had to post pictures because I wanted to see if someone would respond based on that. Here are my favorite things about this final post:

1) spelling errors that turn out to be intentional on her part. (when i say "her" I of course mean me)

2) The fact that she will act like she is giving $20 to someone, but she has to have it back afterward.

3) No weirdos - as if she is this epitome of normal.




Here is the last one and my personal favorite-


So, from the women seeking men category, here it is:

UNLUCKY IN LOVE AND LIFE

A few years ago, I was in a really bad accident and my right leg had to be amputated from the knee down. Since that time, I haven't been with a man and I am DESPERATE to find someone. I know that looks are important, but sometimes guys can be so judgemental. I mean, I am still a beautiful woman, but I am just missing a small part of me. Don't I deserve love too? I don't want a GUY, I want a MAN to satisfy me. If my fake leg freaks you out, I can take it off and let you rub the nub. I really like it when I get my nub rubbed.

If you're interested, let me tell you what I am interested in: I need a man that is a WASP and is down with the movement if you know what I am saying (i.e. no black dudes). Must have blonde hair, blue eyes and ready to please.

So, to all you men out there who don't judge a book by the cover that it might be missing, and to the men who know how to treat a lady right, be looking out for this sexy one-legged lady.

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General Chaos / My conversation with a Craigslist whore.

« on: April 11, 2009, 05:09:52 PM »

Here is the back story:

Sometimes, I like to fuck shit up on Craigslist. I've made some great fake postings that I will post sometime if anyone wants to read them, but lately, I've been hitting the erotic section and chatting it up with the cyberwhores there. Believe me when I say this, being as bizarre as possible to them is the most fun you could possibly have. I got my inspiration from Something Awful and their ICQ pranks. Enjoy.

By the way, I'm jehuty23 (named after Jehuty in Zone of the Enders).


jehuty23: wow. you have a very sexy ass
jehuty23: amazing
jehuty23: are you there?
BUZZ!!!
Sophie Spice: I'm here. I was waiting for you to say something that I don't hear 10 million times a day.
jehuty23: ha
jehuty23: very nice
Sophie Spice: P.s. That buzz shit's fuckin annoying, so don't do it again!
jehuty23: I didn't do it
Sophie Spice: Um. .yes you did.
Sophie Spice: Anywho, anything original to say?
jehuty23: Star Trek II: wrath of Khan is vastly inferior to Star Trek: the Motion Picture
Sophie Spice: I"m not a nerd, so that really didn't help you.
jehuty23: it's an original thing to say though because common thought is that Wrath of Khan is a better film simply because Ricardo Montebahn played the principle villain. The first film was suprerior because there was no "face" villain. It was a computer that they couldn't fight, convert or fuck
Sophie Spice: Hahaha!
Sophie Spice: I'll just leave that one alone.
Sophie Spice: Too easy.
Sophie Spice: So why'd you instant message me. SOmething you're interested in?
jehuty23: that's what I heard about you
jehuty23: "too easy"
Sophie Spice: Hahaha. Oh, I bet!
Sophie Spice: Because you're 100% sure that you're even talking to a chick.
Sophie Spice: Hahaha!
jehuty23: heh. good point
Sophie Spice: Yeah, I have a million!
jehuty23: but your text is in pink! no man would type in pink!
Sophie Spice: No true. It's the new black. Looks like you live under a rock.
Sophie Spice: Some people master in the artof deception, and are boundryless when it comes to it.
Sophie Spice: You're not very educated, are you?!
Sophie Spice: Not*
jehuty23: apparently more than you because I know the word "boundryless" isn't a real word
Sophie Spice: Um, yes it is. I'm extremely educated.
Sophie Spice: YOu're humdrum. Obtuse, if you will.
Sophie Spice:
Sophie Spice: Are you with me?
jehuty23: clearly. I mean, you use the word "um" even in typing
Sophie Spice: Hahahahahahaha
Sophie Spice: That's not justificated of anything!
jehuty23: I believe you're being quite verbose simply for the sake of it
Sophie Spice: And that was an extremely feeble defense!
jehuty23: "justificated?" I know! You're George W. Bush! Mr. President, just because you're not in the white house anymore doesn't mean that you have to be a whore from Craigslist
jehuty23: write a book about your "religious crusade" and how "God chose you" to be the new Christ. Don't show off your sexy ass on yahoo just to get attention!
Sophie Spice: Typos occur when you're talking to more than one person. Justification* Your attempt at wit is hilarious!
Sophie Spice: Hahahaha
Sophie Spice: And I got yours. I make $700.0 a day from losers like you but ones that actually ahve money!
jehuty23: And your attempt at trying to be a brainy chick instead of just a prostitute on the internet is pathetic
Sophie Spice: Hahahahaha
Sophie Spice: I study calculus, physics, and chemitry, you fucking loser!
Sophie Spice: I'm highly educated!
Sophie Spice: Anyhwo, that's irrelavant
Sophie Spice: YOu're adolesent defense is pathetic, when you were the one that went out of your way to contact me, because you can't get pussy in real life!
Sophie Spice: Lets rewind time, and look at who contacted who!
Sophie Spice: Hahahah
jehuty23: Oh shit! Not a suh-suh-suh-science major! Jeez Scoob! What are we gonna do? I mean, I've never come across a woman who studied science before! I mean, I thought all they were good for was baking and masterbating in front of a cam!
Sophie Spice: Nope!
jehuty23: Also, laughing at your own jokes makes you come off like a supervillain
Sophie Spice: That just pays my college tuition!
Sophie Spice: I'm laughing at you, sqauare!
Sophie Spice: Tell me. . .
jehuty23: very unbecoming of you. Oh, I'm sorry, let me repeat that in whore-speak. "vrrry unbecumming of u"
Sophie Spice: how does it feel to be a loser that has to resort, and belittle his exsistance by going onto craigslist to encounter "virtual action??"
jehuty23: what is a "sqauare"? is that anything like a "square"?
Sophie Spice: When real men are in the real world, banging real pussy
Sophie Spice: I mean, losers like you put money in my pocket, but that doesn't mean you're any type of winner.
jehuty23: And here I thought real men were the ones who founded this great country of ours
Sophie Spice: because it's apparent that you aren't
Sophie Spice: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHA
Sophie Spice: Political geek
Sophie Spice: No shit you're online
jehuty23: I'm a level 11 Eladrin Wizard with my own fan club on RPPR. I am a fucking winner
Sophie Spice: I mean it's not like Star Trek was any type of green light in reference to you being a pathric loser
Sophie Spice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Sophie Spice: You're too wasy to critisize!
Sophie Spice: I like a challenege
jehuty23: "pathric" is that anything like "pathetic"?
jehuty23: like you
jehuty23: ?
Sophie Spice: But it's really funny to see the things you say
jehuty23: You're a crazy bitch
jehuty23: but I like that in a whore
Sophie Spice: Good one. Lets attack obvious typos, because there's nothing else more witty to say
Sophie Spice: hahahahahaha
Sophie Spice: YOu're the weakest soul that I've spoken with
Sophie Spice: Trust me. .you only know what vagina looks like, thanx to google
Sophie Spice: We all know that you don't get pussy
jehuty23: As Conan the Barbarian would say, "By Crom, you are a lusty, stupid wench, but you would fuck fairly grand if you would shut up for a few moments"
Sophie Spice: HAHAHAHAHA
jehuty23: Who is "we all"? Would that be you and the hampster in your vagina?
Sophie Spice: Everybody who's ever ome in contact with you!
Sophie Spice: This is fun
Sophie Spice: I needed a break from the loser sthat actually have money
Sophie Spice: losers*
Sophie Spice: I need the comic relief aspect, about now.
jehuty23: And I needed some time to unleash my verbal assaults on a dumb bitch who got sexually molested by her uncle
Sophie Spice: Hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Sophie Spice: I love the immature, anybody can come up with type attempts at insulting me
Sophie Spice: My 12 year old sister can insult better than you
Sophie Spice: Here, how's about this???
Sophie Spice: GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!1
Sophie Spice: Hahahaha
jehuty23: And she probably has a tighter pussy than you do too
Sophie Spice: Anybody can whip that up
Sophie Spice: Hahahahah
Sophie Spice: Serioulsy. .
Sophie Spice: anything that can hurt my feelings please
Sophie Spice: YOur father!
Sophie Spice: hahahahah
jehuty23: Yes. I am being very" seriouls"
Sophie Spice: I speak words
Sophie Spice: COme on. .
Sophie Spice: I wanna hear more
Sophie Spice: Talk about my brothers now
Sophie Spice: The ones that I don't even have
Sophie Spice: What'd they do to me?
Sophie Spice: Did they run a train, while my grandmother watched?
Sophie Spice: hahahahah
jehuty23: They would have if you would have ever shut the fuck up
Sophie Spice: Hahahahahahha
Sophie Spice: Oh'really. .
jehuty23: As it was, they were too busy saying, "Jesus, when is this bitch gonna stop?"
Sophie Spice: then what would they have done, if I could shut up?
Sophie Spice: That's boring!
Sophie Spice: COme on!
Sophie Spice: Didn't they cum in my ass, or anything like that?
Sophie Spice: ?!?!
jehuty23: Probably overdose on aspirin and then commit ritualistic suicide
Sophie Spice: That's stupid!
Sophie Spice: If you ever wrote a book, it wouldn;t sell!
jehuty23: Your mom is stupid!
Sophie Spice: yeah, she is
Sophie Spice: COme on. .
Sophie Spice: you're losing my interest
jehuty23: So, that's why you're a whore online
Sophie Spice: True
Sophie Spice: Come on. .
Sophie Spice: really
Sophie Spice: I'm getting bored
Sophie Spice: what else?
jehuty23: Mommy didn't treat you right, so you are trying to get back at her
Sophie Spice: Get graphic
Sophie Spice: naw. .
Sophie Spice: that's way too typical
Sophie Spice: I'm more original
Sophie Spice: that's key in life
Sophie Spice: I don't wanna look like everybody else
jehuty23: All right bitch. It's time for the super-Kame-Kame-ha insults
jehuty23: Your dickless dad and drunk gay uncle came home and realized that they were sick and tired of living this lie they were stuck in
jehuty23: So, they started to suck each other off
Sophie Spice: That's already boring
Sophie Spice: When it coems to family, those insults when out on 5th grade
jehuty23: In the next room, you took your pet frog and wanted to see if you could suck it's frog dick
Sophie Spice: My little sisters more advanced than that
Sophie Spice: Nope. .
Sophie Spice: that does nothing for me
Sophie Spice: Just stop
Sophie Spice: Stop typing
Sophie Spice: Nope
Sophie Spice: hahahaha
jehuty23: little did you know that frog's don't have dicks in the traditional sense of things, so went out to the bathroom to find a curling iron
Sophie Spice: Booooooooooring!
Sophie Spice: Bored!
Sophie Spice: YOu suck at story telling
jehuty23: it worked before, so might as well try it again. You plugged it in, made sure it was nice and hot and then you shoved it up your vag
Sophie Spice: You just don;t have what it takes to captivate me
jehuty23: still, no good
Sophie Spice: Nope
Sophie Spice: You suck!
Sophie Spice: I'm actually comfortable saying that you're the worst I've ever interacted with.
jehuty23: your uncle came into the bathroom and was just about to cum when he broke your nose and cum in your mouth. the blood mixed with the cum and he screamed "strawberry shortcake!"
Sophie Spice: Nope
Sophie Spice: I read the word uncle, and it was already over for me
Sophie Spice: Like I said, family attempts at belittment are non exsistant
Sophie Spice: nope
Sophie Spice: You lose!
jehuty23: then he smacked you across the face with his dick (something you should be used to by now) and fisted your asshole and acted like you were a puppet. he drew little mouth lines to complete the effect
Sophie Spice: 12 year olds on Myspace are more witty than you
Sophie Spice: nope
Sophie Spice: SOrry
Sophie Spice: I thought that this was gonna be fun, but it sucks!
jehuty23: wow. all those "nopes" and "sorrys" are really teaching me a lesson
Sophie Spice: You fucking suck! hahaha
jehuty23: damn, but you are witty
Sophie Spice: Yup
Sophie Spice: Come on. . .
Sophie Spice: keep trying
Sophie Spice: you might amuse me
Sophie Spice: sooner, or later
Sophie Spice: but your stpries are bland
Sophie Spice: stories*
Sophie Spice: Like I have no tastebuds on my tongue
jehuty23: I might amuse you, but good luck making me cum.
Sophie Spice: TASTELESS!!!
jehuty23: much like your profession
Sophie Spice: Nope. .I don't fuck losers
jehuty23: No, you just fuck family members
Sophie Spice: I might as well fuck my uncle, if I'm gonna stoop to fucking a star trk geek
jehuty23: One little reference as a joke and I'm labeled a Star Trek geek
Sophie Spice: does it offend you when people get star wars, and star treck mixed up? hahahaha
Sophie Spice: yup
Sophie Spice: you got it!
Sophie Spice: that's all it takes
jehuty23: Actually, it does a little
Sophie Spice:
Sophie Spice: Oh, I know
Sophie Spice: Trust me, I know
jehuty23: What about you? What are you interested in?
jehuty23: surely there is something you like that others make fun of you for?
Sophie Spice: nope
Sophie Spice: I'm extremely well liked
jehuty23: there has to be more to you than just getting naked on a camera for some losers and then your very important "science" and "chemistry" classes
Sophie Spice:
jehuty23: I'm sure you are well-liked because you have such a winning personality
Sophie Spice: Yup
jehuty23: So kind. So generous
jehuty23: So good at connecting to people and not criticizing them
Sophie Spice: My millions of friends wouldn;t trade me for the world!
Sophie Spice: Hahahahahahha
Sophie Spice: Honestly. . .
jehuty23: You are like Mother Teresa but she has a way better ass
Sophie Spice: did you really think that I'd have anything positive to say to you?!
Sophie Spice: Like REALLY?!
Sophie Spice: Hahaha
Sophie Spice: I could only imagine what you must look like, on top of that!
Sophie Spice: Not that I'm superficial, or anything
Sophie Spice: hahahah
Sophie Spice: But fuck, come on!
Sophie Spice:
jehuty23: It's just ridiculous to me that you are this online whore and you feel entitled to judge someone
Sophie Spice: Yup!
jehuty23: it is just absolutely ridiculous when you think about it
Sophie Spice: It's an amazing world
jehuty23: no. it is a fucking sad world
Sophie Spice: An online whore that caught the attention of you
Sophie Spice: That's why I'm here!
Sophie Spice: To attract attention with my, "Sexy ass."
Sophie Spice: Sound familiar, hahahaha!
Sophie Spice: Seriously. . .
Sophie Spice: to attempt insulting the same person that you were attracted by is FUNNY!
Sophie Spice: It shows your childish demenor
Sophie Spice: Even online
jehuty23: But what do you expect? That's what you're here for right? To get naked and have guys compliment you on how you look because you have no self esteem unless you are naked for money
Sophie Spice: Nope. . .
Sophie Spice: I have more integrity than most
Sophie Spice: Very false
Sophie Spice: Very close minded and inside of the box of you to say
Sophie Spice:
Sophie Spice: Typical
Sophie Spice: But then again, I"m not up against much with you
jehuty23: Yeah because you are so open minded and free-thinking
Sophie Spice: I mean you were using the "mom jokes."
Sophie Spice: hahaha
Sophie Spice: Extremely
Sophie Spice: I'm founded upon originality, and free thinking
jehuty23: And you reverting to Star Trek nerd jokes was just so cutting edge. You're a regular Mitch Hedberg
Sophie Spice: Hey, hey's my favorite
Sophie Spice: Dont make fun of dead people!
Sophie Spice: hahahahaha
Sophie Spice: No, that wasn't a joke
Sophie Spice: I was just being frank with that
Sophie Spice: Also known as honest
Sophie Spice: I wasn't attempting  a cutdown with the star trek shit
Sophie Spice: that's just factual
Sophie Spice: Ficticious the least
Sophie Spice:
jehuty23: did you mean "facetious"?
Sophie Spice: Do you really thin that you're not profiled
Sophie Spice: I talk with million of squares like you, EVERYDAY!
Sophie Spice: You're just one of the bunch
Sophie Spice: hahaha
jehuty23: Sorry I nodded off there for a second
jehuty23: you were saying
jehuty23: ?
Sophie Spice: Wow, that was so funny
Sophie Spice: sooooooo funny!
Sophie Spice:
jehuty23: actually, I was looking at your profile and I saw your face shot
Sophie Spice: And I'm Mitch Hedberg?!
Sophie Spice: Shiiiit!
jehuty23: guh . . . if I had a face like that, I would probably just show my ass too
jehuty23: cellulite and all
Sophie Spice: Oh'no!!!!!
jehuty23: Fucking aye I threw up a little
Sophie Spice: There goes my feelings!
Sophie Spice: A Star trek geek is trying to make fun of me
Sophie Spice: I just better end it all right now
Sophie Spice: HAHAHAHAHAHA
jehuty23: Too true
Sophie Spice: Okay. . .
Sophie Spice: Well I"m off to go commit suicide now
jehuty23: Thank Christ!
Sophie Spice: There's goes everything I've ever worked up for
Sophie Spice: hahahahahahaa
jehuty23: *writing in notebook* Just defeated another bitchy whore on the internet. It's a good day
Sophie Spice: Damn, you win, and I lose
Sophie Spice: I didn't see this comin
Sophie Spice: hahahahahah
Sophie Spice: I'm, SOOOOOOOOOO sad!
Sophie Spice: Fuck!
jehuty23: We've been fighting for awhile. I guess no one is wanting to waste money on your horse teeth today huh?
Sophie Spice: Nope. .they hate the horse teeth in my mouth
Sophie Spice: YOu're right
Sophie Spice: Damn!
jehuty23: not when they can contact the "squirting school girl" on craigslist
Sophie Spice: hahahahaha
Sophie Spice: Yeah, , ,Idk what they;d want me with
Sophie Spice: hahahaha
Sophie Spice: You're so much fun
jehuty23: certainly not for your conversation
Sophie Spice: Right?
Sophie Spice: I know
Sophie Spice:
Sophie Spice: I'm on your side with that
Sophie Spice: Geeze!
jehuty23: your ad says "IM me, you wont be sorry" overlooking your lack of an apostrophe, I will definitely say that I am sorry
Sophie Spice: Damnit!
Sophie Spice: And you'r eteh one that I wanted the most!
jehuty23: what? did you shit yourself again?
Sophie Spice: Yeah. . .I did
Sophie Spice:
jehuty23: I missed your nasty-ass split ends the first time I saw your pic too
jehuty23: damn bitch
Sophie Spice: Damnit! And that's what I really want people to see!
jehuty23: are those zits on your ass too?
Sophie Spice: I'm just doin everything wrong, aret i?
Sophie Spice: Yeah.
Sophie Spice: They are
jehuty23: especially since you can't spell "aren't"
Sophie Spice: I was hoping that you didn't see em.
Sophie Spice: I know
jehuty23: strike 3000
Sophie Spice: I'm deprived of a good education
Sophie Spice: Isn't it sad?
jehuty23: thank you. this is all I've been looking for
jehuty23: it IS sad
Sophie Spice: I agree
Sophie Spice: Once again, I'm on your side
jehuty23: Anyway, so where's your site and how much and all that?
Sophie Spice: To be honest, I really don;t have one.
Sophie Spice: And I'm really not even a girl.
Sophie Spice: SOrry, again
jehuty23: that's cool too
jehuty23: If you're a guy. No big deal
Sophie Spice: I'm not a guy either
jehuty23: damn Cylons taking all of the whore jobs from good, honest American whores
Sophie Spice: I know!
Sophie Spice: But again, another sad fact
jehuty23: Why don't you go drink some goddamn motor oil you goddamned robot!
jehuty23: shiiiiiit. I remember a time when a good ole, God-fearing American can find himself a good ole (slightly dirty) female prostitute!
jehuty23: you goddamned Cylons is takin' our jobs!
Sophie Spice: Sad
Sophie Spice:
jehuty23: But . . . you are self-aware of this tragedy. Maybe you're a little more human than you thought
jehuty23: I may not approve of your way of life, robot, but by God, I approve of your right to live it.
Sophie Spice: Nope. .full robot
Sophie Spice: This robot must be off, though.
Sophie Spice: I have parts to assemble
jehuty23: Well, I better be off to go do something productive Whorebot. Like Deep Blue and that Russian Chess Player, it looks like you met your match

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General Chaos / Best Fighting Game Ever?

« on: April 08, 2009, 12:03:56 PM »

I love all of these games for different reasons, but I have to say that Marvel vs. Capcom 2 is the best because of the sheer amount of playable characters.

A close second for me has to be Powerstone because of the amount of fights my friends and I have had during that game.

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General Chaos / 5 Best Video Game RPGs

« on: March 31, 2009, 01:03:40 PM »

My kids are taking a test, and I'm bored, so I thought I would throw this out there and see what everyone thinks.

Five Greatest RPGs (personal favorites more than anything)

5) Disgaea - so many things to do in this game. Soooo much time wasted.

4) Suikoden - it's like the Pokemon of RPGs. Gotta find all the 108 stars!

3) Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen - This was the first RPG I ever played and I love it so very much. It is so meticulous and engaging.

2) Breath of Fire III/Breath of Fire IV - III had better graphics and boss fights, but IV had a better story and battle system. They both tie at 2.

1) Final Fantasy Tactics for the Playstation - you can play this game dozens of times and never play it the same way twice. I still argue with my friends over the best team possible. I think I have it down now.

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General Chaos / Best Internet Vidyas

« on: March 19, 2009, 10:27:46 PM »

I found this and wanted to show everyone. Damn weiner kid.

<a href="" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win"></a>

This made me feel uncomfortable.

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General Chaos / Top 5 Sega Genesis Games

« on: March 18, 2009, 12:08:12 PM »

If we're going to talk about Sega, then we need to talk about Sega.

5) Comix Zone - this game is so freaking hard it is ridiculous. One life and everything hurts you. Great times.

4) Light Crusader - a great dungeon crawler with some fun puzzles and combat. For some reason, this game just holds a very special place in my heart.

3) Toe-Jam and Earl - name one game that is similar to Toe-Jam and Earl? Name one! You can't because this game is so freaking amazing! Even the sequels were nothing like the original. Collect pieces of your sweet ship that features sub-woofers and other boombox techinical jargon, and head back the greatest name for a planet ever . . . Funkatron.

2) Phantasy Star IV - this game was $100 when it came out! Why? Well, it was a cartridge that somehow was able to incorporate anime cutscenes. The story was sweet, the graphics were revolutionary for the time, and it was an all-around great RPG.

1) Shadowrun - it was seedy, gritty, and all-around badass. It was Grand Theft Auto before GTA. Granted, there was no stealing cars, but you could go around and murder random people on the street. You performed jobs, hacked on the 'net (I still can't do any of those missions because they make no damn sense). All around, this was a great game.


Those are just my personal favorites. Feel free to fight and discuss.