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RPGs / Re: Game Fodder / Story Fodder
« on: July 27, 2010, 01:44:26 PM »
As horrible as it sounds does the pimp not present a genuine threat to the potentially violent trick? Take Dolemite for example; not all hoes know kung-fu.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 27, 2010, 01:41:40 PM »
OOC: Damn you have the worst luck with that bow, despite a hefty modifier. Thank god we've got a good posting rate going at the moment. Well we've got the cleric to rely on, to be fair her pickaxe has killed more people than anyone else.
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RPGs / Re: Game Fodder / Story Fodder
« on: July 27, 2010, 11:45:29 AM »Craigslist and the Sex Industry (NSFW): http://www.spreadmagazine.org/2010/02/01/whores-and-other-hackers/
Christ they're as high and mighty as the politicians that put pressure on them. Why in the fuck is someone trying to glamourise the notion of sticking your legs in the air while a 300 pound man tries his best to hump between them? The sex industry has always been tinged with other criminal activities, it has always had a strong relationship with violence and still to this day is illegal in most countries. Now I'm not saying the ads should be taken down but I think anyone that calls prostitutes the grand innovators of history needs to make sure that the necrotising fasciitis hasn't spread to their brain.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 26, 2010, 09:39:27 PM »
OOC: Well it's now the arrow slinging kanock, the hostage taker is sans hostage and Grub is just to the side.
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RPGs / Re: I Drawed D&D Characturs
« on: July 26, 2010, 08:36:30 PM »
I really like your drawings, the colours of them feel really strongly D&D fantasy. Would you take a request? I can't offer you anything other than my undying love.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 26, 2010, 08:18:14 PM »
OOC: Guys would you prefer me using the dice roller or do you not mind the mystery of my rolls literally behind a screen?
The cultist manages to position the hostage in the way at just the right moment. The female collapses into a bundle by your feet...the pickaxe buried in it's stomach is a clue to the cause of this. The cultist in clear panic lashes out with its short blade at the priestess.
OOC: Does a 12 hit your AC?
The other cultist in the entrance way laughs maniacly before drawing a dagger and lobbing it into the fray of your kin. It howls with success as the dagger bites into the shoulder of a male, who still stands.
Your kin spread out like a swarm of rats, stabbing at the throats and chests of the unconcious enemies. Many of these foes give a death rattle before leaving this plane. The problem comes when the Bugbear is stabbed and immediately rise to its knees, the shiv still buried to the hilt in it's gut.
The magic and dagger slinging goblin collapses under a flurry of blows from the two of your kin not slitting throats.
Wailing, wailing fills the chamber as a creature rises from amongst the furs. Where your matron was covered in blanched red skin now odd and strange limbs emerge.
"My children, give over to the true gods, the saviour of goblinkind! Drink deep from the lake! Relieve your souls the burden of this plane!"
OOC: Ok as ever we have iniative order starting again. Griz you're up, right now all your kin have swarmed ahead of you. Your clan leader/priestess is behind you, damn near cackling.
The cultist manages to position the hostage in the way at just the right moment. The female collapses into a bundle by your feet...the pickaxe buried in it's stomach is a clue to the cause of this. The cultist in clear panic lashes out with its short blade at the priestess.
OOC: Does a 12 hit your AC?
The other cultist in the entrance way laughs maniacly before drawing a dagger and lobbing it into the fray of your kin. It howls with success as the dagger bites into the shoulder of a male, who still stands.
Your kin spread out like a swarm of rats, stabbing at the throats and chests of the unconcious enemies. Many of these foes give a death rattle before leaving this plane. The problem comes when the Bugbear is stabbed and immediately rise to its knees, the shiv still buried to the hilt in it's gut.
The magic and dagger slinging goblin collapses under a flurry of blows from the two of your kin not slitting throats.
Wailing, wailing fills the chamber as a creature rises from amongst the furs. Where your matron was covered in blanched red skin now odd and strange limbs emerge.
"My children, give over to the true gods, the saviour of goblinkind! Drink deep from the lake! Relieve your souls the burden of this plane!"
OOC: Ok as ever we have iniative order starting again. Griz you're up, right now all your kin have swarmed ahead of you. Your clan leader/priestess is behind you, damn near cackling.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 26, 2010, 02:17:18 PM »
Despite his intentions towards even the barren female the arrow goes well wide, breaking into splinters on the stone wall. The goblin holding the female hostage visibly flinches.
OOC: Grub you're up, cultist in the doorway. Another thing to note...some rounds have passed since the colourspray went off.
OOC: Grub you're up, cultist in the doorway. Another thing to note...some rounds have passed since the colourspray went off.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 26, 2010, 10:55:33 AM »Ooc: same thing as last round to the nearest enemy <img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(7): Total = 7 </div> add 4 to that versus touch AC
The goblin in the entrance way eyes go wide as the ray just misses him. Kanock sees the ray go wild.
OOC: Kanock you're up, one of your kin is a hostage, you could try to strike the cultist holding him but if you miss it will kill your kin. The other target is out in the open.
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General Chaos / Re: Image Thread
« on: July 26, 2010, 07:25:55 AM »yes
too big to show
http://i.imgur.com/VlYaV.jpg
lesson: people are dumb
I genuinely think people that don't get the satire of the onion should report for immediate 'kickings' at their nearest government building.
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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: New world campaign
« on: July 25, 2010, 07:22:03 AM »
This is how ancient Illuminati-style organizations get started. Why do I feel that all of our future children will be expected to follow suit?
They are going to let us(and by us, i mean the cast of RPPR) breed?
This can't end well.
Only those that can shoot across the room.
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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: New world campaign
« on: July 24, 2010, 09:50:01 PM »
Caleb stuck around to play real games where you guys weren't jerks? Cool! 2035 will be a great year!
Ross is already attempting to recruit Ewen even though he's only two days old to post the rest of the APs once we're all in Shady Lane Retirement home.
Still expect to be alive in 2200?
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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: ROAD TRIP IS OUT - BUY MY BOOK - BUY MY BOOK
« on: July 24, 2010, 11:56:22 AM »
Hey Ross I was one of your playtesters, do I contact you or Shane Ivey about claiming my free copy?
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General Chaos / Re: Newest RPPR Member
« on: July 23, 2010, 08:34:39 AM »
I'd be careful with all the gaming related jokes, you're setting Ewen up to be an orphan, anti-paladin wielding a katana and that means no Patrick.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 22, 2010, 05:35:31 PM »
With her kin surrounding the goblin it didn't have a hope in hell. Evidently her god is guiding the blow which buries the head to the shaft. Pulling the pickaxe back the head leaves the body, which slide off of the 'pick' with a hollow thud.
The goblin that turned to the hidden sniper grabs the next of your kin, brings a knife to it's throat and then shouts.
"Take another shot and she dies, stay back!"
The other cultist appears to be making some strange hand gestures at the opening of the hall. A moment late a bolt of dark energy shoots from his hands, over the heads of your kin and clansmen and then buries itself deep in the pile of furs. There's a hideous gasp behind Griz and Grub.
OOC: Griz you're up now. You can see the cultist in the entrance-way.
The goblin that turned to the hidden sniper grabs the next of your kin, brings a knife to it's throat and then shouts.
"Take another shot and she dies, stay back!"
The other cultist appears to be making some strange hand gestures at the opening of the hall. A moment late a bolt of dark energy shoots from his hands, over the heads of your kin and clansmen and then buries itself deep in the pile of furs. There's a hideous gasp behind Griz and Grub.
OOC: Griz you're up now. You can see the cultist in the entrance-way.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 22, 2010, 03:14:18 PM »
The arrow clinks off the stone by the cultists feet, the target of your attack turns and simply hisses into the darkness.
OOC: Ok then your kin have surrounded the remaining living cultist in the hall and the captive members of your clan are currently being slaughtered, what do you do Grub?
OOC: Ok then your kin have surrounded the remaining living cultist in the hall and the captive members of your clan are currently being slaughtered, what do you do Grub?