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Under the Red Mountain / Re: Out of Character thread; "We must not buy their fruits"
« on: July 21, 2010, 11:38:54 PM »
Well, I got the joke, but it was so bad I wasn't sure you meant it on purpose. 
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: Out of Character thread; "We must not buy their fruits"
« on: July 21, 2010, 10:04:00 PM »
I'll heal them ASAP. Get to killing these assholes. 
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 21, 2010, 12:25:42 PM »
"Charge forward, brothers and sisters! The blessing of our mother is upon you!" The rest of the goblins feel energized and ready to attack.
OOC: Casting Bless. Any allies in 50 ft. gain a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and on saving throws against fear effects.
And, uh, sorry for not posting. Sorta forgot it was my turn.
OOC: Casting Bless. Any allies in 50 ft. gain a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and on saving throws against fear effects.
And, uh, sorry for not posting. Sorta forgot it was my turn.
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 05, 2010, 12:27:58 PM »
Rolling 1d20-1: (11)-1: Total = 10
"EVERYONE, CHARGE FORWARD! NOW!"
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: July 04, 2010, 03:49:33 AM »
Grub finishes her prayer, and steps forward to the Bugbear. "Release my brethren, or face the consequences."
OOC: Casting Sanctuary, which means for one round, if I'm targeted for an attack, the attacker has to make a DC 14 Will save, or they lose their action.
Also, making an Intimidate check.
Rolling 1d20+1:
OOC: Casting Sanctuary, which means for one round, if I'm targeted for an attack, the attacker has to make a DC 14 Will save, or they lose their action.
Also, making an Intimidate check.
Rolling 1d20+1: (17)+1: Total = 18
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RPGs / Re: A New Superheroes Game
« on: June 28, 2010, 07:20:20 PM »
Not to mention, if it's always on, whose to say he might not accidentally touch one of his allies or friends? Hold that above his head if he insists on using the concept.
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Pathfinder & 3.5ed D&D / Re: To Save A Kingdom? A Farcical D&D Game
« on: June 25, 2010, 10:52:09 PM »
Gregory
Gregory, satisfied that his pigs were now safe from the danger of being eaten uncooked, attempts to sneak back to his humble cottage, not realizing that his new powers of stealthiness didn't extend to him hiding while moving...
Move Silently check:
Rolling 1d20:
Gregory, satisfied that his pigs were now safe from the danger of being eaten uncooked, attempts to sneak back to his humble cottage, not realizing that his new powers of stealthiness didn't extend to him hiding while moving...
Move Silently check:
Rolling 1d20: (10): Total = 10
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Pathfinder & 3.5ed D&D / Re: To Save A Kingdom? A Farcical D&D Game
« on: June 24, 2010, 03:00:46 AM »
Gregory
Gregory was spending the day as he usually did, farming pigs. He was fairly excited, as he had recently come up with a new recipe for the pig's slop, which he hoped would get him featured in the Pig Farmer Quarterly. As the pigs began to eat his new concoction, he was surprised to feel a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he was shocked to see a short, gnomish looking fellow. Being a lowly pig farmer, he had never seen a short, gnomish looking fellow in his simple, and likely to be brief, life. Still, Gregory knew well enough that it was improper to not greet a guest, no matter how short, gnomish, and apparently sneaky they were. He extended his hand for a proper and hearty handshake, only to feel a sharp, piercing pain shoot through his arm when the stranger clasped his hand. Before he faded out of consciousness, he couldn't help but notice the stranger's wide grin...
When he awoke, night had already fallen, and he could hear a howl in the distance, he guessed of wolves. Only one thought crossed his mind: HIDE THE PIGS!
Hide self:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20+200: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(1)+200: Total = 201 </div>
Hide pigs:
:dice 1d20+200:
And, just for the heck of it, a Profession: Pig Farming check:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20+4: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(14)+4: Total = 18 </div>
Gregory was spending the day as he usually did, farming pigs. He was fairly excited, as he had recently come up with a new recipe for the pig's slop, which he hoped would get him featured in the Pig Farmer Quarterly. As the pigs began to eat his new concoction, he was surprised to feel a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he was shocked to see a short, gnomish looking fellow. Being a lowly pig farmer, he had never seen a short, gnomish looking fellow in his simple, and likely to be brief, life. Still, Gregory knew well enough that it was improper to not greet a guest, no matter how short, gnomish, and apparently sneaky they were. He extended his hand for a proper and hearty handshake, only to feel a sharp, piercing pain shoot through his arm when the stranger clasped his hand. Before he faded out of consciousness, he couldn't help but notice the stranger's wide grin...
When he awoke, night had already fallen, and he could hear a howl in the distance, he guessed of wolves. Only one thought crossed his mind: HIDE THE PIGS!
Hide self:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20+200: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(1)+200: Total = 201 </div>
Hide pigs:
:dice 1d20+200:
And, just for the heck of it, a Profession: Pig Farming check:
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20+4: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(14)+4: Total = 18 </div>
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Recruitment Board / Re: To Save A Kingdom? A Farcical D&D Game [3.5 D&D - SRD Only: Seeking 4-? Players]
« on: June 23, 2010, 04:44:12 PM »
Ah, 4 in Profession(Pig Farming), and 4 in Handle Animal(Pig).
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Recruitment Board / Re: To Save A Kingdom? A Farcical D&D Game [3.5 D&D - SRD Only: Seeking 4-? Players]
« on: June 23, 2010, 02:24:52 PM »
Damn it, I'm in.
I am Gregory, lowly pig farmer
Rolling 1d20:
I am Gregory, lowly pig farmer
Rolling 1d20: (12): Total = 12
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Under the Red Mountain / Re: In Character thread; "We must not look at the goblin men."
« on: June 22, 2010, 01:22:39 AM »
Grub stands in the center of the hall, mentally preparing a spell to prevent violence about her. If whoever or whatever it is happens to be intelligent, it may give her time to negotiate. Otherwise, it would at least give her a chance to formulate a proper strategy...
OOC: Preparing a cast of Sanctuary. If anything hostile looking pops around the corner, I plan to cast it immediately.
OOC: Preparing a cast of Sanctuary. If anything hostile looking pops around the corner, I plan to cast it immediately.
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Recruitment Board / Re: A Crazy Line of Work (May Change) [Savage Worlds: 3-7 Players]
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:17:36 AM »
I'm up for it still. Already have a good hold on my character, but I'll wait until the sub-boards are up to actually start statting her out.
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General Chaos / Re: What I made, what the dm saw, what I played.
« on: June 19, 2010, 02:03:03 AM »Eh, might as well. This one might require SOME explanation, but I'll let it speak for itself for now.
No matter what, I think everyone was happy in that one!
Well, the DM wasn't. As it turns out, playing Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, or Buffy isn't quite proper in a game of Call of Cthulu.
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RPGs / Re: Trail of Cthulhu Pick Up Game (Sunday, June 20)
« on: June 18, 2010, 09:41:49 PM »
GAH! Why do internet roleplaying semi-celebrities keep running games when my own games are scheduled?
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General Chaos / Re: What I made, what the dm saw, what I played.
« on: June 18, 2010, 06:48:07 PM »
Eh, might as well. This one might require SOME explanation, but I'll let it speak for itself for now.
