Robot Master I less than three you and your amazing brain.
Word. I got yo' back the next time the fight happens, bruthah.
I got some more for you:
IBS = Irritable Bowel Squirrel. A man sized squirrel that can telepathically transfer his irritable bowel syndrome to villains and evil-doers.
King Maalox = The opposite of King Midas. This overweight Green Bay Packers fan has the amazing power to turn everything he touches into milky diarrhea.
Rabbi Goldmansteinbergman = The Jewish version of Jack the Ripper/Circumcision expert. Has bonuses to called shots to the penis with blessed knives. He is immune but not sympathetic to the plight of IBS, because the Rabbi once had a bad case of the schmilkas.
Markus Van Assassination = Mike D'Assassination's Dutch arch nemesis, who keeps stealing his kills for profit and ranking in the world's top assassination polls. The only thing he leaves behind as a calling card is the scent of Axe body spray and a half drunken glass of muscle milk.
Sex Minotaur = ...will catch you...and fuck you. This is awesome because he is a superhero. He's got a dick the size of a case of CD-RWs.
Giggle Guy = Professional clown that wants nothing more to be loved by children and the community that he protects, but his super power of being able to telekinetically rip all of the flesh off of his enemy's bones and then ignite their bodies in hellfire is a constant burden. His secret identity is actually another clown persona that doesn't look anything like giggles, making it more likely that he gets called for children's birthday parties. Oh, and thanks to a prior deal with a demon, if he ever dresses in anything other than clown garb he is going to be assaulted by a wave of demons that will drag him screaming into hell.
Posterboy = A ten year old boy who has two powers. One...he's indestructible. Two...when he decides he never wants to leave your presence he magically can never be any further than five feet away from you. HE NEVER SHUTS UP and ALWAYS GETS IN YOUR SHIT. Also, to make matters worse, every five minutes he does some sort of stupid dance and tries to get your attention so that you can "see what he made up." (any of you with kids are laughing your ass off at this one).
Lady Shakes = this female superhero has given so many hand jobs that she can literally grab her enemies with one hand and shake them until their bones start to break.