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General Chaos / Re: the Frank Miller Bible

« on: June 04, 2010, 01:00:03 PM »

The Goddamn God surveyed all that he had wrought, and wept in silence. His tears, pregnant with the weight of sin itself, splashed onto the earth below unceremoniously. It was from this putrid combination of earth and water that man originated. Adam, grief-stricken by his undesired existence, attempted to end his futile life by thrusting his chest into the branches of the Tree of Life itself. The Tree of Life itself.

I dunno. I really lack a thorough background in Frank Miller-ism.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Cody Fan Club

« on: June 04, 2010, 12:55:28 PM »

Ah, a perfect visual representation of Carter Hawkman.

"I'M NOT ANGRY, THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK."

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General Chaos / Re: the Frank Miller Bible

« on: June 03, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »

I haven't actually read any of Frank Miller's comics, so I don't feel confident enough to modify a Bible passage to fit his... "unique" writing style. However, Genesis should definitely mention the crafting of a corrupt universe and our filthy planet from the totality of nothingness. Of nothingness.

Glad to finally see an official explanation for the inside joke, at any rate.