A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar.
The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine."
The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine."
The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"