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D&D Achievements
« on: October 28, 2010, 01:23:19 AM »
%!&$ - Roll a critical threat followed by a natural 1

(DM) Like a ton of bricks - make the paladin fall

(DM) I never really was on your side - Convince a PC to turn against the party

(DM) - Roll up a new character sheet - Kill a party member outside of combat

(Wizard) I have a headache! - Summon a bee, then use a wand of enlarge vermin to make your monster grow

Holy Fucking Shit - Remember all buffs applied to you before your turn ends

(DM) How are you I'm fine and you oh I'm great how's the weather... - Make a scene where you simultaneously play the role of three+ NPCs

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger - Start playing completely inappropriate music during an emotional scene

(DM) It's only a social engagement - Convince the party to go to an event without armor/weapons only to throw an encounter at them

Om-nom-nom - Don't do anything useful during an encounter

(DM) Rage - Fail to stop out-of-character chatter for 20+ minutes

Holy Fucking Shit Bitch - Only roll a d20 once, regardless of where it landed or how low the result is.

(DM) One Page Wonder - Have your party totally deviate from the story within the first page of your notes.

(DM) Broken Lampshade - Have the players kill or ignore a plot-critical NPC.

(PC) Here's One I Made Earlier - Use a character you like and have been itching to use in a totally unsuitable game for them.

(PC) With Friends Like These - Down or kill an ally with a misplaced area-effect spell.

(DM) Critical Shit - Have your challenging encounter ruined by a lucky streak of criticals.

(PC) Critical Git - Have your character downed by a lucky streak of criticals.

(PC) Immovable Rods Don't Work That Way: Get into an argument about a minor rule for 5+ minutes.

(DM) Off The Cuff: Play through an entire campaign with less than 5 pages of plot/notes.

(Wizard) When In Doubt...: Kill 5 or more things with 1 fireball spell in the same round.

(PC) No Really, It's Original: Fool your DM into letting you play a character from an anime or video game without him knowing the source.

(PC) And Eat It Too: Kill an enemy using a piece of cake.

(DM) Unwelcome Guests: Run an entire campaign without using any DMPC's.

(DM) Not A Big Truck: Run a successful online campaign that lasts 3+ months.

(PC) Urist Would Be Pissed: Play a clean-shaven, sober dwarf with no accent.

(PC) Revolt Made Easy!: Successfully supplant the ruler of a kingdom without any citizens noticing.

(PC) Salvatore's Bane: Play a drow who isn't a neutral or good rebel.
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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 02:53:22 AM »
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(PC) And Eat It Too: Kill an enemy using a piece of cake.

Out of curiosity, how many of these have you achieved?

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(DM) Off The Cuff: Play through an entire campaign with less than 5 pages of plot/notes.

This is pretty much most of my M&M game.  I realized that as long as I have an idea and some villains, I can pretty much create a session.  Also, I realized that if I make a plan the players are going to do the opposite of it anyway.

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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 07:20:53 AM »
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(DM) Critical Shit - Have your challenging encounter ruined by a lucky streak of criticals.

Ask Ross about the map battle in an epic game from 2006.
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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 08:12:21 AM »
Starting from today I'm going to keep Track of these and attach them to my sig...

...Cos i'm a Geek.

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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2010, 11:19:06 AM »
You know I like this but well I am going to call these trophies instead. Yeah I said it.
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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2010, 11:35:19 AM »
You know I like this but well I am going to call these trophies instead. Yeah I said it.

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I will call them trophies too because that is what they are. Microsoft can go dongle a dingle."

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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 11:43:28 AM »
Why don't we split the difference and refer to them as "Achieveables"?

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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2010, 11:56:46 AM »
Or we can pay homage to the originators of the concept and call them badges like city of heroes was doing for years before either system was released....

No?

Ok Achievables it is. lol
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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 08:39:00 PM »
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(PC) And Eat It Too: Kill an enemy using a piece of cake.

Out of curiosity, how many of these have you achieved?

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(DM) Off The Cuff: Play through an entire campaign with less than 5 pages of plot/notes.

This is pretty much most of my M&M game.  I realized that as long as I have an idea and some villains, I can pretty much create a session.  Also, I realized that if I make a plan the players are going to do the opposite of it anyway.

I'm sitting on about 4 at the moment.
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Re: D&D Achievements
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2010, 09:14:15 PM »
(PC) You have evasion right? - Kill an ally with evasion with an area effect attack.

(PC) What'd you say to me? - Pick a fight with an opponent at least 4 CR's higher than your character level.(Survival is not mandatory.)

Where's the Mountain Dew - Leave the table during your combat turn to help someone find a snack item.

This Hand of Mine Glows with an Awesome Power - Roll a Natural 20 with a Vorpal Brilliant Energy Slashing Weapon.

(PC) Grease is the Word - Make a character fall prone 3 turns in a row with the spell Grease.

(PC) Cool Story Bro - Roll a Natural 1 On your Bluff Check

(PC) Are You a Bad Enough Dude? - Successfully save the daughter of the highest ranking political figure in your setting.
 




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