You know what to do.
Warning: The following is a rant and grammer has little to no place here.
GODAMNITT I am so fucking pissed off right now, I spent the better part of my lunch break waiting in line to put air in my god damn fucking piece of shit tire because it was almost flat, I put air in the fucker and go into carls jr to eat my lunch, to come out to....a motherfucking FLAT TIRE!!!! So I call work and tell them I am gonna be late because I need to put on my spare. I open my trunk toss some stuff into the back seat so I can get to the spare, lift the cardboard cover and snap, the cardboard cover under the trunk lining breaks into two huge chunks.
Whatever its fine its not that important and way I think as I pull out the rest of donut and the jack ect ect.
Woo fucking hoo it takes 10 minutes to jack the damn car up because whoever made my jack is a fucking imbecile. Now I have my tire ready, and the god damn bolts are air ratcheted to the car. SO I spent for fucking ever trying to pry the damn things off, to no avail. I drive on my flat across the parking lot fill the shit with air again and drive back to work, low and behold i get into the parking lot and its flat AGAIN.(As I knew it would be.)
FUCK TODAY
Woo hoo I feel a smidgen better.
