I was going to play a 3.5 league of extraordinary cartoon gentlemen type game as Ma-Ti, he was going to be constantly amazed by everything because I was going to play him as some third world stereotype, also insane because of feeling completely useless and I used all the starting money we were gonna get on an immovable rod and a keen vorpal scimitar.
Unfortunately we got derailed in an argument on care bear mating habits and never got to play.