[9:12:40 PM] Sam Graebner: hahaha
[9:12:52 PM] Sam Graebner: so many fucking deagles
[9:12:59 PM] Sam Graebner: AW FUCK
[9:13:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: DAMMIT CARCOSA
[9:13:03 PM] Matt: i want a desert eagle deagle
[9:13:15 PM] Mike Ranalli: Who made these reservations!?
[9:13:27 PM | Edited 9:13:44 PM] Sean Henderson: any time I'm muted, it's because I'm playing moody background music on my guitar
[9:13:37 PM] RJ alban: emo
[9:13:41 PM] Matt: play us a soundtrack sean
[9:13:46 PM] Matt: play us a fine soundtrack
[9:14:04 PM] Mike Ranalli: Free Bird!
[9:14:10 PM] Matt: brb
[9:14:30 PM] Mike Ranalli: Read the book!
[9:14:33 PM] Mike Ranalli: dooooo it
[9:15:07 PM] Sam Graebner: meanwhile, away from the plot
[9:15:55 PM] Sam Graebner: my tweed jacket has +2 to sneak
[9:16:01 PM] Matt: k back
[9:17:55 PM] Sam Graebner: SUDDENLY CTHULHU
[9:18:12 PM] Matt: he's too sexy
[9:18:13 PM] Matt: yeah
[9:18:21 PM] Sam Graebner: sanity loss from sexiness
[9:19:56 PM] Mike Ranalli: Alright, matt, we're going UP
[9:20:05 PM] Mike Ranalli: FLOOR SEVEN MATEY
[9:20:12 PM] Sam Graebner: DO IT DO IT DO IT
[9:20:26 PM] Matt: occult 65%
[9:20:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: I've got the chart
[9:21:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: 1: Fainting fit
2: Flees in panic
[9:21:24 PM] Mike Ranalli: 3: Physical hysterics
[9:21:35 PM] Mike Ranalli: 4: Babbling, inchoherent speech
[9:21:44 PM] Matt: i know a man with a large hole clean through his shoulder
[9:21:45 PM] Mike Ranalli: 5: Intense mania
[9:21:49 PM] Matt: stored a hanky in there
[9:22:48 PM] Mike Ranalli: 6: HOMICIDAL MANIA (or suicidal mania)
[9:23:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: 7: hallucinations or delusions
[9:23:31 PM] Sam Graebner: this is beautfiul
[9:23:44 PM] Sam Graebner: muted so i can laugh my head off
[9:24:02 PM] Mike Ranalli: 8: echopraxia/echolalia (does what others say)
9: strange eating desire
[9:24:17 PM] Sean Henderson: muted so I can play silly music
[9:24:34 PM] Mike Ranalli: 10: stupor / catatonia
[9:25:03 PM] Sam Graebner: drop it and run!
[9:26:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: Last sane person ALLLLLRIGHT
[9:26:11 PM] Sam Graebner: haha sean and i are doing fine
[9:26:13 PM] RJ alban: im the last sane person
[9:26:20 PM] Mike Ranalli: We shall see!
[9:26:34 PM] Mike Ranalli: What floor is the penthouse on?
[9:26:38 PM] Matt: 8
[9:26:38 PM] Sam Graebner: 10
[9:26:40 PM] RJ alban: Ross, is there any actual blood on my clothes?
[9:26:41 PM] Matt: oh right
[9:26:47 PM] Sam Graebner: 9th
[9:26:53 PM] Matt: i'm curious about that too
[9:27:05 PM] Matt: probably not because you don't see the wound
[9:27:10 PM] Mike Ranalli: Sweet guitar, bro!
[9:27:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: 'does not see'
[9:27:36 PM | Edited 9:27:40 PM] Matt: i'm a horrible monster
[9:27:43 PM] Mike Ranalli: Oh dammit you've got the keys!
[9:27:53 PM] Matt: you gotta come with me
[9:27:56 PM] Matt: if you want to live
[9:27:58 PM] Mike Ranalli: YAAAAAAY
[9:27:59 PM] RJ alban: buster bluth: "I'm A MOOOOONSTEEEER!"
[9:28:00 PM] Matt: also i missed something
[9:28:13 PM] Matt: what did we find out about rj while I was gone?
[9:28:48 PM] Matt: why don't you think he's real?
[9:29:08 PM] RJ alban: i don't know, but its hysterical.
[9:29:13 PM] RJ alban: i keep not seeing things.
[9:29:18 PM] Mike Ranalli: Nothing, but I think he's already one of the denizens. In character, I think he's mike foxtrot.
[9:29:23 PM] RJ alban: like every time.
[9:29:30 PM] RJ alban: i haven't "seen" one crazy thing.
[9:29:33 PM] Mike Ranalli: Section 8?
[9:29:54 PM] RJ alban: im either rolling really well or really poorly. I can't tell.
[9:30:10 PM] Matt: i think we're all shutter island
[9:30:15 PM] Mike Ranalli: Eh. One of us is right, and one of us is dead. Time will tell!
[9:30:26 PM] Matt: or cube 2
[9:30:36 PM] Sam Graebner: KNEW IT
[9:30:37 PM] Mike Ranalli: Or cube 2.
[9:30:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: J'ACCUSE
[9:30:49 PM] Sean Henderson: what if you rolled so hard it was spiders.
[9:31:03 PM] Matt: How many times are we going to reference that movie?
[9:31:08 PM] Mike Ranalli: What we're building, we won't need eyes to see!
[9:31:55 PM] Charlie72: You've got to get back to the future
[9:32:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: My character is probably thinking there's some kind of chemical weapon that's been deployed, maybe a terrorist test action. *shrug*
[9:32:08 PM] Matt: that was last game
[9:32:36 PM] Matt: wait where did the dinner party come from?
[9:32:39 PM] Sam Graebner: my character is a brilliant historical reeanactor in his spare time
[9:32:39 PM] Mike Ranalli: Well, Petra don't know that.
[9:33:00 PM] Mike Ranalli: And then RJ was a dinner party!
[9:33:10 PM] Matt: BUT WHO WAS PHONE
[9:33:43 PM] Mike Ranalli: oh no
[9:33:54 PM] Sam Graebner: hello hunter
[9:33:59 PM] Mike Ranalli: Or me.
[9:34:05 PM] RJ alban: and then i pull out my gun.
[9:34:16 PM] Matt: WHAT THE SHIT
[9:34:29 PM] Matt: "my prescription: lead"
[9:34:32 PM] Sean Henderson: the interior crocodile alligator
[9:34:33 PM] Matt: click click
[9:34:34 PM] Matt: bang
[9:35:00 PM] Mike Ranalli: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
[9:35:16 PM] RJ alban: theres a freight train coming...
[9:35:21 PM] Sam Graebner: alrighty, that was fun
[9:36:05 PM] Matt: o hai carcosa
[9:36:16 PM] Sam Graebner: is arje the old man also?
[9:36:20 PM] Sam Graebner: oh ok nevermind
[9:36:22 PM] Matt: RJ IS EVERYONE
[9:36:26 PM] Sam Graebner: hahahaha
[9:37:07 PM] Matt: you still have a radio
[9:37:16 PM] Sam Graebner: us?
[9:37:19 PM] Sam Graebner: or mike?
[9:37:20 PM] Matt: though I doubt any of us will listen to it
[9:37:41 PM] Mike Ranalli: AHAHAHAHAHA
[9:37:44 PM] Charlie72: Fuck
[9:37:48 PM] Matt: you can check out any time you like
[9:37:48 PM] Sam Graebner: this is the npc who confirms your theories!
[9:37:51 PM] Matt: but you can never leave
[9:38:11 PM] Sam Graebner: yes! come join us in the sane room!
[9:38:14 PM] RJ alban: goooood evening.
[9:38:15 PM] Matt: THE GRAPHIIC DESIGNER
[9:38:19 PM] Matt: GET THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER OUT
[9:38:38 PM] Sam Graebner: "they speak in the walls. Don't move when they're speaking"
[9:38:45 PM] Mike Ranalli: Everyone but Charlie and RJ, really.
Sorry RJ, Sorry Charlie.
[9:39:05 PM] RJ alban: =(
[9:39:19 PM] RJ alban: >=(
[9:39:34 PM] RJ alban: its not my fault the rolls suck.
[9:39:41 PM] Mike Ranalli: c'moooon hivemind!
[9:39:47 PM] Matt: it's called radio
[9:39:54 PM] Matt: I stil have 2
[9:40:06 PM] Sam Graebner: i doubt you could reach us or vice versa
[9:40:48 PM] Matt: silouette of a man
[9:40:51 PM] Sam Graebner: BOTH
[9:40:53 PM] Matt: SKARAMUSH SKARAMUSH
[9:40:58 PM] Charlie72: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
[9:40:59 PM] Sam Graebner: a bee shaped like a 'B'
[9:41:22 PM] Matt: better than a giant behind
[9:41:34 PM | Edited 9:42:01 PM] Charlie72: Oh the Beemanity
[9:42:01 PM] Matt: the hive is filled with dry twigs
[9:42:36 PM] Matt: LUCK ROLL
[9:42:38 PM] Sam Graebner: oh yes you are
[9:43:13 PM] Sam Graebner: don't touch it
[9:43:18 PM] Sam Graebner: it's the hunter's
[9:43:24 PM] Sam Graebner: ohhh
[9:43:29 PM] Charlie72: Touch nothing but lamp!
[9:43:37 PM] Matt: shoot all the bees
[9:43:38 PM] Sam Graebner: hahahahaha
[9:43:50 PM] Matt: gold = honey
[9:44:09 PM] Matt: NUGGETS THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST
[9:44:10 PM] Mike Ranalli: Scaramanga's golden gun?
[9:44:24 PM] Sean Henderson: chicken nuggets
[9:44:26 PM] Sean Henderson: man
[9:44:32 PM] Sam Graebner: chucklenuggets?
[9:44:32 PM] Sean Henderson: now I'm hungry again
[9:44:40 PM] Matt: EY CHUCKLENUTS
[9:44:41 PM] Charlie72: Though the window
[9:44:41 PM] Ross Payton:
http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/maunsell-towers.html[9:45:11 PM] Mike Ranalli: Alright, this is fucking AWESOME
[9:45:16 PM] Sam Graebner: woahhhh
[9:45:57 PM] Sam Graebner: thats the real horror! badly made pjs!
[9:46:08 PM] Sam Graebner: "if he doesn't squirm so much..."
[9:46:26 PM] Mike Ranalli: Alright, so I need to reach the window... I need to realize what everyone is 'not' saying...
[9:46:31 PM] Sean Henderson: I want to make these towers in minecraft
[9:46:45 PM] Sam Graebner: the carcosa fanatics told us we all wear masks
[9:47:11 PM] Mike Ranalli: I must have picked one ugly-ass mask.
[9:47:18 PM] Sam Graebner: hahahahaha
[9:47:33 PM] Sam Graebner: i forgot you've got the 6app
[9:47:38 PM] Sam Graebner: you're one ugly woman
[9:47:52 PM] Mike Ranalli: Yup. Giant body, crazy strength, good con... butter face.
[9:47:58 PM] Matt: occult 65%
[9:48:08 PM] Sean Henderson: Matt, play the rest of the game as Christopher Walken
[9:48:13 PM] Sam Graebner: go to your happy place, charlie
[9:48:23 PM] Sam Graebner: close your eyes and go to your happy place
[9:48:30 PM] Mike Ranalli: think of zima
[9:48:36 PM] Sam Graebner: and smirnoff
[9:48:45 PM] Sam Graebner: you're in a shitty techno club
[9:48:51 PM] Sam Graebner: everyone is dressed like you
[9:48:54 PM] Sean Henderson: un tiss un tiss
[9:48:59 PM] Sam Graebner: they're all happy to see you
[9:49:04 PM] Sam Graebner: this is your happy place, charlie
[9:49:19 PM] Mike Ranalli: They are playing bad techno music. An underage mannish chick offers you a glowstick.
[9:49:49 PM] Sam Graebner: there's no ice in your happy place, charlie
[9:50:09 PM] Sam Graebner: MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PLOT
[9:51:07 PM] Mike Ranalli:
[9:51:10 PM] Mike Ranalli: Bad touch!
[9:51:25 PM] Sam Graebner: haha too loud
[9:51:52 PM] Sam Graebner: go to sleep, charlie
[9:51:59 PM] Sam Graebner: sleep in your happy place
[9:52:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: He was smoking cigarettes! AND DRUGS!
[9:52:33 PM] Mike Ranalli: Matt don't do it!
[9:52:43 PM] Mike Ranalli: 7th floor dooo itttttt
[9:52:59 PM] Sam Graebner: fetal position! do it!
[9:53:04 PM] Mike Ranalli: Homely army chick was nice to you!
[9:53:07 PM] Mike Ranalli: Follow her!
[9:54:15 PM] Mike Ranalli: He's like a bad actor in a monster mask
[9:54:24 PM] Mike Ranalli: bad actor in a monster mask
[9:54:26 PM] RJ alban: did someone say monster mash?
[9:54:28 PM] Mike Ranalli: monster mask
[9:54:31 PM] Mike Ranalli: CARCOSA
[9:54:33 PM] Sam Graebner: well he suddenly grew a bullet hole in his head
[9:54:39 PM] Sean Henderson: did someone say
[9:54:43 PM] Sean Henderson: weeaboo?
[9:54:47 PM] Sam Graebner: no
[9:54:51 PM] RJ alban: weeaboo.
[9:54:59 PM] Sean Henderson: cuz I think I just heard someone say
[9:55:02 PM] Sean Henderson: WEEABOO
[9:55:06 PM] RJ alban: it was a graveyard smash.
[9:55:08 PM] Sean Henderson: WEE
[9:55:09 PM] Sean Henderson: A
[9:55:11 PM] Sean Henderson: BOO
[9:55:13 PM] Sean Henderson: WEE
[9:55:14 PM] Sean Henderson: A
[9:55:15 PM] Sean Henderson: BOO
[9:55:18 PM] RJ alban: it was the monster mash.
[9:55:23 PM] RJ alban: aaaaaoooooo
[9:55:23 PM] Matt: sean you're hurting profits
[9:55:59 PM] Sean Henderson: "DAMMIT HENDERSON, YOU RUINED THE MERGER."
[9:56:13 PM] Matt: PARKER GET IN MY OFFICE
[9:56:32 PM] Matt: woah
[9:56:37 PM] Sean Henderson: Y-yes, Mr.Jameson?
[9:56:50 PM] Matt: PARKER I NEED YOU TO STOP THIS WEEABO
[9:56:55 PM] Matt: I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
[9:56:58 PM] Sean Henderson: but sir-
[9:57:03 PM] Sam Graebner: i was gonna say it was pretty good
[9:57:07 PM] Matt: THAT WEBBED MENACE IS ON THE LOOSE
[9:57:27 PM] Sam Graebner: better accent than i can do
[9:57:57 PM] Sam Graebner: YAY SANITY CLUB
[9:58:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: But the keycard is held by the midnight janitor.
[9:59:01 PM] Mike Ranalli: And the midnight janitor needs backwoods moonshine.
[9:59:32 PM] Mike Ranalli: Backwoods moonshine can only be obtained by earning the respect of goblin rednecks.
[10:00:21 PM] Mike Ranalli: DO IT
[10:00:48 PM] Sam Graebner: the only way to earn their respect is to end the turf war with the dwarf farmers
[10:00:49 PM] Mike Ranalli: MINE LAUNCHEEEEEEEEEER
[10:01:12 PM] Mike Ranalli: Dwarf farmers will only end the war if you're a bad enough dude to rescue their president!
[10:02:02 PM | Edited 10:02:04 PM] Sam Graebner: their president has been kidnapped by a cadre of evil wizards! they lock you in an evil hotel where everyone trys to kill you oh wait
[10:02:28 PM] Mike Ranalli: A (carcosan) wizard did it!
[10:02:41 PM] Mike Ranalli: HE WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
[10:02:44 PM] Sam Graebner: wait so it's Ross's fault?
[10:02:45 PM] Mike Ranalli: RUNNNN
[10:02:51 PM] Mike Ranalli: well duh
[10:02:59 PM] Sam Graebner: Ross is the carcosan wizard
[10:04:05 PM] Sam Graebner: haha i like how there's all this PC conflict going on over there, and mike showed up with sean and I and we're all, oh hey! glad to see you
[10:04:15 PM] Sam Graebner: here's some exposition
[10:04:17 PM] Mike Ranalli: HUGS TEIM
[10:04:30 PM] Mike Ranalli: you has gun? i has not gun
[10:04:35 PM] Sam Graebner: nope
[10:04:45 PM] Sam Graebner: hunter was behind us tho
[10:04:49 PM] Mike Ranalli: shhhh
[10:04:52 PM] Mike Ranalli: it's ok
[10:04:52 PM] Sam Graebner: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:04:55 PM] Mike Ranalli: it's just my wang
[10:05:13 PM] Mike Ranalli: just let it happen
[10:05:17 PM] Sam Graebner: "let's go to sleep in carcosa"
[10:05:30 PM] Sam Graebner: title for this episode
[10:05:55 PM] Matt: do I need to turn down the ham?
[10:06:06 PM] Mike Ranalli: TURN UP THE WALKEN
[10:06:45 PM] RJ alban: mike sam, what are your forum names?
[10:06:51 PM] Mike Ranalli: Sagenytell
[10:06:52 PM] Sam Graebner: Salkovich
[10:07:18 PM] RJ alban: yay.
[10:07:20 PM] Sean Henderson: the way you say it, it sounds like Sage Night Elf
[10:07:33 PM] Sean Henderson: I got kind of worried
[10:07:53 PM] Matt: I always thought it was nittell
[10:08:47 PM] RJ alban: YES!
[10:08:51 PM] RJ alban: and RJ gambit!
[10:08:52 PM] RJ alban: love it
[10:09:01 PM] Sam Graebner: he beat me too it
[10:09:03 PM] Sam Graebner: *to
[10:09:21 PM] Matt: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE KEYCARD
[10:09:47 PM] Matt: a case of the vapors
[10:09:57 PM] Matt: oh papers
[10:10:41 PM] Mike Ranalli: Ny Tell
[10:10:47 PM] Matt: ny quil
[10:11:01 PM] Sam Graebner: i really hope that was the right door
[10:11:11 PM] Mike Ranalli: The KICK ASS door
[10:11:14 PM] Matt: dinosaurs and other ancient things
[10:12:31 PM] Charlie72: Look out for minotaur
[10:12:39 PM] Matt: man-o-taur
[10:12:41 PM] Sam Graebner: a MANOTAUR
[10:12:43 PM] Sam Graebner: dammit
[10:12:46 PM] Matt: jinx
[10:12:56 PM] Ross Payton:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4008/4511830629_079c80e938_o.jpg[10:12:57 PM] Matt: sam sam sam
[10:12:58 PM] Sam Graebner: 123456788910 you owe me a coat
[10:13:01 PM] Sam Graebner: *coke
[10:13:01 PM] RJ alban:
http://io9.com/5728804/moving-dots-optical-illusion-reveals-the-power-of-silencing[10:13:02 PM] Sam Graebner: waht
[10:13:04 PM] Mike Ranalli: Oh my
[10:15:26 PM] Charlie72: Break the ruleS!
[10:15:34 PM] Matt: rule$
[10:15:44 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm gonna try giving him a hug
[10:17:09 PM] Matt: like some kind of king
[10:17:13 PM] Mike Ranalli: 1d100 bitches1
[10:17:14 PM] Sam Graebner: oh hai hastur
[10:17:21 PM] Charlie72: Hail to the king, baby
[10:17:26 PM] Mike Ranalli: he can has san check
[10:17:34 PM] Sam Graebner: 67 san
[10:17:36 PM] Sam Graebner: ouch
[10:17:36 PM] Mike Ranalli: 67 bitches!
[10:18:35 PM] Sam Graebner: YES
[10:18:41 PM] Mike Ranalli: Congrats!
[10:18:46 PM] Mike Ranalli: ...
[10:18:47 PM] Mike Ranalli: Awwww
[10:18:56 PM] Sam Graebner: DAMNIT
[10:18:59 PM] Sam Graebner: so close
[10:19:54 PM] Mike Ranalli: We all died WEEEEEE
[10:22:02 PM] Ross Payton:
http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/2010/10/church-of-planets-past.html[10:22:04 PM] RJ alban:
http://www.google.com/images?q=skeleton+church&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1920&bih=955
