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A Drunk Thread
« on: December 02, 2010, 12:45:18 AM »
Hey guys! I'm accidentally drunk. Let's discuss drinking and drinking hijinks. Alternatively, ask me questions! I will answer them. (Warning: Answers may be complete lies.)

(If this thread is inappropriate, then I apologize.)


EDIT: I will also continue to answer your questions later, when I am no longer drunk. Answers may continue to be lies, however.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 01:54:24 AM by Salkovich »
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 12:56:01 AM »
Have you ever actually thrown a karate chop as a defensive measure?
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 01:00:17 AM »
Quote from: Robot Master on December 02, 2010, 12:56:01 AM
Have you ever actually thrown a karate chop as a defensive measure?

Yes! In seventh grade. It hit the guy in the throat and nearly crushed his windpipe. He became my best friend afterwards.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 01:00:34 AM »
drunk on what?
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 01:03:08 AM »
Quote from: clockworkjoe on December 02, 2010, 01:00:34 AM
drunk on what?

'2 Below', a New Belgian Ale, and Maker's Mark Whisky.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 01:05:57 AM »
Women with hairy nipples: Exotic or Disgusting?
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 01:13:59 AM »
Quote from: Robot Master on December 02, 2010, 01:05:57 AM
Women with hairy nipples: Exotic or Disgusting?

Both? Never encountered such a thing.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 01:21:45 AM »
I guess there's no way of convincing y'all that ole Robot Master's never been with a "Nebraska 2" at this point...

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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 01:25:48 AM »
Quote from: Robot Master on December 02, 2010, 01:21:45 AM
I guess there's no way of convincing y'all that ole Robot Master's never been with a "Nebraska 2" at this point...

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I am not familiar with this slang. What is a 'Nebraska 2'?

BREAKING THE MOLD HERE, PEOPLE.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 01:29:54 AM »
have you killed a man just to watch him die
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 01:31:25 AM »
Quote from: clockworkjoe on December 02, 2010, 01:29:54 AM
have you killed a man just to watch him die

YES. Motherfucker stole my lunch money.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 01:38:20 AM »
One time i was so drunk i thought it would be a good idea to doublefist blackberry wine and tequila, both straight from the bottle.
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 01:39:26 AM »
Quote from: Arje on December 02, 2010, 01:38:20 AM
One time i was so drunk i thought it would be a good idea to doublefist blackberry wine and tequila, both straight from the bottle.

OUCH. I've done that with a vodka screwdriver and whiskey before, but never straight from the bottle. Your hangover must have been the most epic.
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 01:42:47 AM »
I'm quite positive (and was told by a nurse) that I had mild liquor poisoning. I couldn't hold down ...water... for two days.

It was awful.


(the double booze bottle extravaganza happened when i was already trashed on rum. so yeah.)
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Re: A Drunk Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 01:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Arje on December 02, 2010, 01:42:47 AM
I'm quite positive (and was told by a nurse) that I had mild liquor poisoning. I couldn't hold down ...water... for two days.

It was awful.


(the double booze bottle extravaganza happened when i was already trashed on rum. so yeah.)

I really, really, REALLY hope there was a reason for this.
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