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Re: 4th Edition- Player wants to play as an animal
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2011, 12:05:37 PM »
1. Is this chick attractive?
Skinny, beanpole glasses wearing type, and happily married.

2. Is her husband typically the guy regularly at your games and is this wife of his new to gaming?
Both are regulars at my table, and both are known as the lurker types who just go with the flow, and on occasion doing something, a habit to much of the chagrin of my more active players.

3. Are you afraid that both or either of them will get upset if she can't play a leopard character?
She might get mopey about it, but she's not the type to drag it out.

4. Do you think this chick's gonna turn being a leopard into a sexual thing?
Perverted humor is a staple at the table, and we handle sex in a "fade-to-black, roll an Endurance check to see who climaxes first" way, which oddly adds a competitive nature to the subject, as now the sexual prowess of the entire adventuring company is on the table.
And if it does, if she's going home and dressing up in a leopard print bodysuit and posing sexily for her man, more power to her. I don't judge. I'm something of a furry myself.
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Re: 4th Edition- Player wants to play as an animal
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2011, 12:12:28 PM »
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Re: 4th Edition- Player wants to play as an animal
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2011, 09:06:55 PM »
... I want to play a Corgi ... now

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Re: 4th Edition- Player wants to play as an animal
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2011, 11:02:58 AM »
Took a page from the movie Lady Hawk after we got her convinced to be a Druid and the appropriate book was acquired.
She's in her animal form during the day, and her Elf form at night. That way she gets to be an animal most of the time.
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Re: 4th Edition- Player wants to play as an animal
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2011, 11:04:41 AM »
http://foxxtrot.net/trad/index.php?title=Corgi

...I'm so tempted to reformat that so I can roll up a battle ready Pug.
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