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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 03:56:54 PM »
   Varney, or Mr. Varney to everyone but his mom is a cruel and calculating Hobgoblin. In his younger years he was trained, like all hobgoblins, in warfare but that’s not what Varney was cut out for. His father quickly picked up on his talent for sniffing out the guilty. I know what you’re thinking; “sniffing out the guilty among the Hobgoblins isn’t that hard. All of them are guilty of something.” Well you’re right but he could find the guiltiest among them. Knowing this his father taught Varney to hone those skills.
   Once he became a young man and his father taught him all that he could Varney joined the Hobgoblin military not as a solider but as a Hobgoblin Military Detective or the HMD for short. There the Military taught him interrogation and to track his prey.
   It was on one of the many “missions” to a nearby village, that Varney had discovered the intoxicating sound of music. Ever Since then he has more successfully tortured friends and family with his own interpretations of music then he could have ever knowingly tried with his “suspects”.

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Gruff Hobgoblin Detective 4
A Creative Interrogator 3
A Blood Hound 2
An Overly Confident Musician 1

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 04:34:42 PM »
Quick question, do I make up my own cliches?

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 04:52:37 PM »
Oh yeah, the given list is really short. Make up whatever you want... you know, within reason. Just look at some of things we put. Haberdasher, Pet caretaker, Vegan Chef, the list goes on.

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2009, 05:27:26 PM »
I'll be honest with you...so far, "Haberdasher" is my favorite, and I really wish it was my idea.  I hope to Cthulhu you come up with a use for it in game.  It will bring a single manly tear to my eye.

PS - Spellchecker didn't recognize "Cthulhu," who writes these things?
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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2009, 05:32:22 PM »
If I end up breaking a case with it, that'll be just super.

The skill has a semi-rational element in that Leer is a Tiefling and he wears a wide range of hats to both hide his horns and draw attention away from his tail. Also, jurys love hats.

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2009, 05:34:54 PM »
I'll be honest with you...so far, "Haberdasher" is my favorite, and I really wish it was my idea.  I hope to Cthulhu you come up with a use for it in game.  It will bring a single manly tear to my eye.

I must agree with this. If any Cliches are Inappropriate it will be that one, I cant wait to see it in action!

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2009, 09:29:32 PM »
Throkar was a simple Orc.  A simple Orc with simple needs.  He likes eating, getting angry, fighting, and his job.  His job is a simple job.  He's an en-vest-tee-gator.  Throkar knows this means he looks for things.  Big things and little things at these cryme-seenz.  He writes down the things he sees in his little book, and then reads what he writes to a loy-errr.  Sometimes Throkar get to keep some of the things he find at da cryme-seenz.  Throkar like what he told is Ev-eee-dance.  Throkar also like yelling, fighting things, and then eating what he fights.  Throkar likes meat.  And Throkar like little aminals.  Specially da cute and fuzzy ones.  Throkar sometimes make little aminals splode in red.  Makes Throkar angry, then Throkar punch!  Make Throkar more angry so Throkar punch More!

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Find Stuff  (3)
Fightin'  (4)
Aminal Buddyship  (1)
« Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 02:13:06 AM by dragonshaos »

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2009, 09:48:46 PM »
Good one. I was about to change my guy to an orc, so we could have 2 orcs, but then I'd have to come up with a new name. :(

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2009, 02:12:25 AM »
Your cliches total 12, Throkar. Gotta drop two.

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Re: Recruitment thread - Law & Orcdom Special Villager Unit - Risus
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2009, 02:13:23 AM »
My bad, i suck at math  >.<
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