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You probably won't make it... will you?
« on: May 01, 2009, 01:40:23 AM »
Any hardcore platformer fan out there?

I double-dare you to finish this game: http://you-probably-wont-make-it.en.softonic.com/

I'm going insane trying to beat it, it's unrewarding and cruel on so many levels. I must finish it! Let me know when you start it and what level you get to.

(I'm at level 18 out of 20)

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 01:57:02 AM »
Platforming has never been my best skill. So, I present a slightly difference game to share:

http://www.playauditorium.com/

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 02:08:21 AM »
I got to the end of the last demo. Before the final version came out that is.

Regarding YPWMI:
Shit, Level 18 is unbeatable. I guess I finished the game then.

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 02:45:58 AM »
Nothing is harder than I want to be that guy http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/

NOTHING

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 11:10:56 AM »
Nothing is harder than I want to be that guy http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/

NOTHING

My current record on that particular game is screen two. That's as far as I have managed to make it.

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 06:45:46 PM »
I got to about five screen in the upper path before I stopped. Tried it recently and stopped at the spikes on the upper path.

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 08:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama
Platforming has never been my best skill. So, I present a slightly difference game to share:

http://www.playauditorium.com/

Oh.  My.  God.
(in a good way)
I didn't come here to win. I came to make friends.

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 08:59:20 PM »
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama
Platforming has never been my best skill. So, I present a slightly difference game to share:

http://www.playauditorium.com/

Oh.  My.  God.
(in a good way)

That was my first thought when I got started the first time.

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 09:09:37 PM »

See, Auditorium just makes my contribution look ridiculous.

http://magic.pen.fizzlebot.com/
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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2009, 01:12:13 AM »
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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2009, 09:14:30 AM »
An oldie but a goodie: http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html

Cool. This I can do really easily. Not answer the quiz, I mean make a retarded flash questionnaire.

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 01:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama
Platforming has never been my best skill. So, I present a slightly difference game to share:

http://www.playauditorium.com/

Oh.  My.  God.
(in a good way)

That was my first thought when I got started the first time.

Yeah I have no clue what this is, got to act 3 and had to leave for shoping, increadable!

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Re: You probably won't make it... will you?
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 12:04:06 AM »
I can make it.

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