The RPPR Know Evil Fan Creation Contest

[clockworkjoe]

If you had photoshop skills, you could do an ad for space lumber or write up a memo about its usage. The possibilities are endless!

[Tim]

When/if I run Eclipse Phase I plan to steal the idea that any time I run into a issue of inability to describe the future I will just add Space or Future to the front of any modern concept. Future Twitter and Space Coffee Mug and such.

Also I do believe in order to get the emphasis when reading it should be SPACE lumber.

If you have ever seen that episode of Invader Zim when Spaaace Meeeeat is mentioned, you will hear the emphasis I was hearing while writing this (text does not have the same delivery). Besides I was channeling the delta fork of Douglas Adams while writing this and DNA would never stoop so low as to use all caps when deadpan delivery will suffice.

Deadpan delivery?!? I think we need an emergency viewing of every Jim Carey movie in order to beat that out of you. In this here US of A we only approve of the humor that Jesus used, slapstick.

[QuickreleasePersonalitY]

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-03/worlds-prettiest-octopus-ostracized-biologists

[helios1014]

When/if I run Eclipse Phase I plan to steal the idea that any time I run into a issue of inability to describe the future I will just add Space or Future to the front of any modern concept. Future Twitter and Space Coffee Mug and such.

Also I do believe in order to get the emphasis when reading it should be SPACE lumber.

If you have ever seen that episode of Invader Zim when Spaaace Meeeeat is mentioned, you will hear the emphasis I was hearing while writing this (text does not have the same delivery). Besides I was channeling the delta fork of Douglas Adams while writing this and DNA would never stoop so low as to use all caps when deadpan delivery will suffice.

Deadpan delivery?!? I think we need an emergency viewing of every Jim Carey movie in order to beat that out of you. In this here US of A we only approve of the humor that Jesus used, slapstick.

Sir, I do recommend that you consult the works of Flannery O'Connor from God's chosen region, the south, before making the declaration that deadpan is unamerican .

[Tim]

Deadpan delivery?!? I think we need an emergency viewing of every Jim Carey movie in order to beat that out of you. In this here US of A we only approve of the humor that Jesus used, slapstick.

Sir, I do recommend that you consult the works of Flannery O'Connor from God's chosen region, the south, before making the declaration that deadpan is unamerican .

Does her work come in either 140 character chunks or in animated gif form? I fear this modern world had ruined me for anything more substantial.

[helios1014]

Deadpan delivery?!? I think we need an emergency viewing of every Jim Carey movie in order to beat that out of you. In this here US of A we only approve of the humor that Jesus used, slapstick.

Sir, I do recommend that you consult the works of Flannery O'Connor from God's chosen region, the south, before making the declaration that deadpan is unamerican .

Does her work come in either 140 character chunks or in animated gif form? I fear this modern world had ruined me for anything more substantial.

No, but here is a story of her's that makes for a good start: http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~surette/goodman.html

[ThadExMachina]

Flannery O'Connor references make my inner English teacher go:

[Capitalocracy]

Here's my entry. It's a short (?) story. This is the first piece of fiction I've written and showed to other people since high school (in other words, in over a decade), so be nice, but be honest. Or don't be nice, just be honest. If anyone has any better feedback than "tldr", I'll take it. It's called The Long Game.

http://gibbermouth.wordpress.com/2013/03/08/the-long-game/

[Capitalocracy]

Also, forgot the mention, those who read my entry, I have a question for you. But don't read the question until after reading the story.

[spoiler]Was the ending obvious?[/spoiler]

[helios1014]

Also, forgot the mention, those who read my entry, I have a question for you. But don't read the question until after reading the story.

[spoiler]Was the ending obvious?[/spoiler]

Not a bad piece of work, Perspective is confuse at the end but I enjoyed reading this and would  not mind more stuff like it.

[Gorkamorka]

From Episode 9, around 1:35 to 1:45
With only a slight modifications to the story timeline

[bidoof]

I'm still working on my actual entry (animation takes longer than I thought), but here's a silly thing I did while taking a break from it:
Why there are no space whales in No Evil

[Cthuluzord]

Oh man! I think I've found my new forum avatar. That is awesome!

[Capitalocracy]

The whale has an expression on his face like what the hell, man? What did I do? Don't harpoon me, bro!

[Tadanori Oyama]

The whale has an expression on his face like what the hell, man? What did I do? Don't harpoon me, bro!

It knows what it did: exist.