In the English Department, we use books...or our fists.
I like the book method. One of my IT instructors informed me that the cable braids he'd run along the ceiling in the testing room was so thick and well supported that they could hold up a body, like that of, say, an uppity freshman.
On an unrelated note, our math instructor taught us how to cheat on ScanTron tests, thus justifying his refusal to use them for his testing.
Also I've decided to go for office first, point man second. I love handing out order is RP situations.