From the unrecorded sessions:
"I wipe my blade."
Regarding an orc with no arms, "Cassius takes an attack of opportunity because he's . . . unarmed."
"I send a telegram to him in Yithian." "In Yithian?" "Yeah, pretty much all we use anymore is Yithian." "Fine. The telegraph operator looks at you strangely as he types in a seemingly random series of numbers."
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Some recorded ones:
"The laws of reality are being ... tested."