Today's installment of COSMIC HORRORS IN THE CLASSROOM:
Bright - Eyed 2nd Grader: Here you go!
Me: Why thank you! What is it?
2nd Grader: It is a heaven dollar! You will need it to buy things when you get to heaven!
Me: Awww, how kind of you.
2nd Grader: You'll be there soon.
Me: .....
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Nice knowing you all