Contextless RPG Sessions

[Flawless P]

Players hunted Cult Leader

Players went to Brothel/Burlesque club, hung out with cross dresser, met up with old crime boss.

Players investigated murders.

Players tracked down cult leader.

Cult leader transformed into a monster.

Players lynched cult leader monster.

Players pinata'd him all over the wall.

One character got impregnated by crime boss, crime boss became vigilante.

The end.

[Tim]

That murder hoboing is not going to murder hobo itself.

[Teuthic]

Players pick a fight with slum lords for no good reason, and get stomped horribly. They then force a drunk to sell his arm to said slum lords to pay a bar tab. Then they drink for two days. The end.

[Jace911]

Player characters try and fail to get a certain character voted Prom King, then Prom Queen.

[clockworkjoe]

Players have arms infected with evil. One player character freaks out and begs for his arm to be cut off. The other punches out his superior officer.

[Jace911]

Players take turns beating up on a cheerleader at a school basketball game until one of them eats her uniform.

Also there was a shoggoth.

[Vivax]

A player wakes up in the future

A player is cantankerous

A player gets drunk

A player gets psionic STDs

A player shoots a man in a fascist, surveillance state. 

A player is carted away in a ship called The Logical Conclusion

[RadioactiveBeer]

Because you sent that email, humanity is going to go extinct.

[trinite]

A druid throws a friendly fox into a room full of sleeping wolves.

[D6xD6 - Chris]

A group of tabletop role-players are enjoying a night of Fate when THE GROGNARDS burst through the door and demand allegiance

[Vivax]

A ranger kills an orc and learns elvish in the process.

[Alethea]

Troll finds 'secret door' in structural wall of penthouse apartment lobby.

[trinite]

PCs sneak their way through an abandoned research lab in their underwear. A one-armed scientist wears a swanky Daft Punk Helmet.

[Teuthic]

Everyone is Jimmy Buffett.