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Contextless RPG Sessions
« on: April 16, 2015, 02:55:50 PM »
Players hunted Cult Leader

Players went to Brothel/Burlesque club, hung out with cross dresser, met up with old crime boss.

Players investigated murders.

Players tracked down cult leader.

Cult leader transformed into a monster.

Players lynched cult leader monster.

Players pinata'd him all over the wall.

One character got impregnated by crime boss, crime boss became vigilante.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2015, 03:23:13 PM »
That murder hoboing is not going to murder hobo itself.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2015, 05:40:28 PM »
Players pick a fight with slum lords for no good reason, and get stomped horribly. They then force a drunk to sell his arm to said slum lords to pay a bar tab. Then they drink for two days. The end.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 09:12:02 PM »
Player characters try and fail to get a certain character voted Prom King, then Prom Queen.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2015, 04:05:28 PM »
Players have arms infected with evil. One player character freaks out and begs for his arm to be cut off. The other punches out his superior officer.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2015, 05:42:11 PM »
Players take turns beating up on a cheerleader at a school basketball game until one of them eats her uniform.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2015, 11:26:47 AM »
A player wakes up in the future

A player is cantankerous

A player gets drunk

A player gets psionic STDs

A player shoots a man in a fascist, surveillance state. 

A player is carted away in a ship called The Logical Conclusion

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2015, 07:08:39 PM »
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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2015, 07:41:20 PM »
A druid throws a friendly fox into a room full of sleeping wolves.
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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2015, 08:16:34 PM »
A group of tabletop role-players are enjoying a night of Fate when THE GROGNARDS burst through the door and demand allegiance

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2015, 03:14:39 PM »
A ranger kills an orc and learns elvish in the process.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2015, 07:30:28 PM »
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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 05:35:54 PM »
PCs sneak their way through an abandoned research lab in their underwear. A one-armed scientist wears a swanky Daft Punk Helmet.

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Re: Contextless RPG Sessions
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 11:13:47 PM »
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