I wish I could write out the whole story, but it's too long and involved to tell accurately. Also, I have to talk in the Mike voice to really get across the majesty of it all.
Some how or another, Mike got to talking about the biggest day of his life. A day that Locke could only dream of. The day . . . that Mike had sex with five girls . . . at five different times.
Apparently, he had sex with a girl at a party at 2a.m. or something. Then, he had sex with an ex-girlfriend before he went to class, had sex with another girl from his class, then had sex with a girl he met IN THE LIBRARY (!!!!) and then he told us, "And I don't remember who the last girl was." Eventually, he remembered, and it was another ex or something.
The line that got me was, "it was like the perfect storm . . . " Best. Line. Ever.
What got me about it all was how long the story took. I'm not even joking when I say that it was AT LEAST an hour long. That is absolutely not an exaggeration. At first, it was hilarious and an awesome story, but then it just got so tedious that it was driving me nuts.
Still, the man knows how to tell a story. It was entertaining if you're into the myth of Mike, and I am so I thought it was cool as hell even if it isn't true.
