Hairy Fapper (50,000/60,000)
"Ah, poor Berkins, he had a true adventurous spirit drawing five cards. I may be willing to help supply an expedition to reclaim his soul after I have had time to meditate on my new found abilities. If you need me, me and my associate - Five God - will be in my rooms at the inn. I can take questions there."
Hairy and Five God retire to the inn.
OK, here's the deal with the name of my cohort. Over the 4th of July weekend, Kiki and I were gaming with Ross and the old RPPR crew. One of the guys there ended up telling a story, an incredibly long and creepy story, about he had sex with five different "girls" (or "girlz") in one day. During this story, Ross and Cody kept egging him on to continue telling it, while Kiki, Tom and I sat around disgusted. I ended up leaving the table and going upstairs to check my email. You'll have to get someone else to tell you who it was but he is a regular contributor to the New World campaign. He also plays nothing but fighter-types, which is why I choose my new moniker for him as my cohort's name.