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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #630 on: October 05, 2009, 11:13:20 PM »
The two headed troll pauses. The left head says "Well, normally it's like a cow buuutttt..."

his foot kicks percival's corpse

The right head says "Maybe a little extra snackage..." and kicks vanderbeek a bit.

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #631 on: October 05, 2009, 11:30:57 PM »
Hairy and Five God

"Why don't you offer him the dead paladin's horse? I think trolls like horse flesh." Hairy yells to the stranger talking to the troll.
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #632 on: October 05, 2009, 11:40:53 PM »
well fuck. time for a new character

STR
Rolling 3d6:
(5+6+5): Total = 16


DEX
Rolling 3d6:
(2+3+5): Total = 10


Con
Rolling 3d6:
(6+3+2): Total = 11


INt
Rolling 3d6:
(3+6+2): Total = 11


wis
Rolling 3d6:
(2+4+6): Total = 12


Cha
Rolling 3d6:
(2+2+5): Total = 9


this nobody runs out and grabs the goddamn luckblade a-fucking-gain
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #633 on: October 05, 2009, 11:45:33 PM »
Kelgar the Fighting Man

Str- 16 (+3)
Dex- 10 (0)
Con- 11 (+0)
Int- 11 (0)
Wis- 12 (+1)
Cha- 9 (-1)

Alas, poor Percival, a strange knight to these lands. Once but a mere dwarf roused from his thousand year sleep by a goddamn titan, he became a mighty and kick ass knight. But to no avail. Due to bullshit luck, him and his trusted steed charged headlong into a noble death by a two headed cocksucker. Now, his brother has come to avenge his death....

"I am Kelgar, and i shall vanquish you with the wishes my brother never really wanted to use"
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #634 on: October 05, 2009, 11:51:42 PM »
You will have to beat the troll's new initiative in order to get the luckblade before he attacks you.

Rolling 1d20:
(13): Total = 13
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #635 on: October 06, 2009, 12:09:53 AM »
Harper

Harper starts to play his harp of the sewers.

"O' sneaky ones, I call upon you,
the little and the bigger too,
my enemies you'll shock and awe,
by your judgment of tooth and claw!"

Rolling 1d20:
(20): Total = 20
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #636 on: October 06, 2009, 12:10:43 AM »
initiative i pray to god do better than a 13!

Rolling 1d20:
(10): Total = 10


o, this is Kelgar
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #637 on: October 06, 2009, 12:12:18 AM »
Kelgar is saved by a horde of rats! The two headed troll is swarmed by them. He is blinded and stumbling around blindly. Kelgar will need to make an athletics check of 5 or better to get the blade and avoid getting stepped on.
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #638 on: October 06, 2009, 12:15:17 AM »
"I pray to SAD GOD to aid me in being nimble so as not to get fucked up by rats and shit"

Rolling 1d20:
(12): Total = 12
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #639 on: October 06, 2009, 12:25:19 AM »
I actually wanted them to attack the insane stranger who's meddling with my business with the troll but okay.
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #640 on: October 06, 2009, 12:26:32 AM »
"i shall now avenge my brother and aid you amazing people with auras around yous"

"i wish i was a badass dude so i can kill this troll/ettin asshole!"
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #641 on: October 06, 2009, 12:28:20 AM »
Kelgar picks up the luckblade!
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #642 on: October 06, 2009, 12:29:07 AM »
Harper

"You're welcome, I guess. But push the troll down the bridge while you're at it so he doesn't just bash all of us once the rats clear up.
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #643 on: October 06, 2009, 12:30:14 AM »
"i shall now avenge my brother and aid you amazing people with auras around yous"

"i wish i was a badass dude so i can kill this troll/ettin asshole!"
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #644 on: October 06, 2009, 12:45:26 AM »
Kelgar becomes a bad ass! That is, an ass of poor or bad quality. Literally. He is a donkey is what I am saying.
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