RPG NO HOLDS BARRED THREAD

[clockworkjoe]

[Maze]

Fuck kenders.

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Watch out they're three-dimensional! Let's defeat them with our poor voice acting!

[Tadanori Oyama]

Oh no, somebody stabbed the editor!

[clockworkjoe]

I don't understand how doing an animation with mostly cel animation and then throwing in some 3d computer animation would be cheaper or better looking.

[Maze]

I don't understand how doing an animation with mostly cel animation and then throwing in some 3d computer animation would be cheaper or better looking.

With drugs, lots of:

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[Maze]

I despise all three of these women writers equally for different reasons:

Wizards, Vampires, Kenders.



But man, Rowling is a MILF. 

[AmishNinja]

[AmishNinja]

[clockworkjoe]

Yessss

I am pleased

LINK TO FATAL PLAY BY POST GAME entitled "I Put on my wizard robe and hat" http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=950192

of course you need a SA forums account WITH archive access muhahahahahaha

1.0.73

The air shimmers around bob, more thunderous farts echo across the city, and more crazy things are yelled. Made is pretty sure she can make out the addition of "Split their spines!" to the screaming, although it's all so jumbled at this point that it's impossible to tell for sure. When the smoke clears, Bob looks over at a random man walking across the square. "I CAN SMELL YOUR BALLS!" he screams, pointing a finger at the man. "THEY STINK!" He gestues at the man, and the man goes up in a puff of smoke while Bob screams things and farts loudly.

"Oh hey, I did it, just not to the right guy," says Bob, looking simultaneously pleased with himself and dejected.


Grignir manages to put the fire on himself out. The bar is burning pretty intensely now. He spots a chance to further his heroic baby image by rescuing the stupid and innocent civilians who are still in the bar.

Athamas dashes across the street, dodging around a horse who radiates an aura of sass, and tripping over a kneeling elf just inside the door of the bar. "You dare disrespect the king? Kneel fo--" The elf stops, gasping. "Another! This truly is the time of the prophecy! Hail the kings!"


"That would be acceptable. What manner of design would you care for, m'lady?" the construction worker asks.

Zaniness that has happened:
Bob must go carve "My name is George...I eat shit for breakfast!" 100 times on the next tree he sees.
Bob picks up the strange habit of shouting "I can smell your balls!" at random men.
Bob loses 71 points of tracking skill.
Manslop now has a concave chest, losing 9% of his strength and 6 bodily attractiveness.
Grignir gets a +5 halberd.
Bob casts Detect Unethicality.
Bob yells "Split their spines!" whenver a spell is cast.
Bob casts Coercive Spell for Restraining.
Bob casts Diminish Dexterity.
Manslop must switch his sanguine and menancholy temperment scores.
Made will forever experience an orgasm every time she belches.
Bob casts Lesser Vulnerability to Poison.
Bob's body emits an odor that makes invisible creatures visible within 20 feet.

Please see to it that appropriate reactions are given to the spells cast by Bob.

[clockworkjoe]

[AmishNinja]

i gotta agree with the kender critique. this girl i know loooooves kender and pretty much plays one in every game even if it's like an elf or a halfling or whatever. it's fucking ridiculous. the whole "kender are culturally insensitive enough to give no fuck about ownership but if you take exception to this you're closed-minded" double-standard is horseshit too.

[Maze]

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[clockworkjoe]

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[Maze]

Curses! There's a 4chan-sympathizer in our midst!

[clockworkjoe]

you mean horray. Someone posted this on the RPPR myspace today. Spread the infection word