He's right. And we call really know the best alignment (which the poll starter didn't even list):
Batman, the Tenth Alignment.
No way. Eleventh alignment: Indigo Montoya.
Ha!
How about Alignment Zero? "Player Character".
This is the math equation that signifies player character rationality:
Because, seriously, when you take an irrational plan and raise it to the power of another irrational plan times an imaginary system of logic you will of course get a real rational result - that result will just be negative.
This is why player character identity = Euler's Identity.