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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2010, 01:32:13 PM »
Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?
You nailed it. Porn sites that ask for CCs as a way of verifying age are scams.
And that's why I only go for free porn.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2010, 04:44:06 PM »
"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"

You forgot the customary "Alright", before he starts that up.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2010, 04:48:41 PM »
"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"

You forgot the customary "Alright", before he starts that up.


And the ubiquitous "fair enough" at the end.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2010, 05:37:30 AM »
Sort of related to the topic,

http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2010, 10:54:53 AM »
Dammit, they beat me to the punch!
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2010, 12:07:38 PM »
I hate to say it, but playing with porn stars is way cooler than playing with whores.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2010, 01:20:11 AM »
I hate to say it, but playing with porn stars is way cooler than playing with whores.

No way. I disbelieve. I've got 2hd that say whores > pornstars.

Pornstars are only acting, with whores there is absolutely no acting involved.

Would you play with a tranny whore?
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2010, 10:52:48 AM »
I hate to say it, but playing with porn stars is way cooler than playing with whores.

No way. I disbelieve. I've got 2hd that say whores > pornstars.

Pornstars are only acting, with whores there is absolutely no acting involved.

Would you play with a tranny whore?

I like to think I'm a fairly progressive guy, but trannies creep me out.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2010, 11:14:52 AM »
I like to think I'm a fairly progressive guy, but trannies creep me out.

I've found it's much simpler in other genres. Written, drawn, CGI, all pretty simple. But the real world physics of it don't always make for an appealing image. To me. I'm sure there's folks out there who are all over that.

I think that playing with a pore star would actually be just the same as playing with anybody else except you'd have seen them having sex with somebody. Depending on your group make up that might not be an unusual situation.

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« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2010, 11:27:24 AM »
me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second

Is it weird that I heard a voice that sounded a lot like Ross Payton ask for a bluff check with a -6 penalty when I read that?

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2010, 11:54:11 AM »
me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second

Is it weird that I heard a voice that sounded a lot like Ross Payton ask for a bluff check with a -6 penalty when I read that?

Before I found RPPR it wasn't a voice to me, it was just a compulsion. But now I have Ross, its now a voice and it sounds like him to me too!

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2010, 05:40:42 PM »
We got to get a whole list of slogans, have Ross read them in his announcer voice, and then gift them to Tom a birthday present.

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« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2010, 05:48:15 PM »
We got to get a whole list of slogans, have Ross read them in his announcer voice, and then gift them to Tom a birthday present.

Tom is immortal, he existed before time began.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2010, 12:42:41 AM »
We got to get a whole list of slogans, have Ross read them in his announcer voice, and then gift them to Tom a birthday present.

Tom is immortal, he existed before time began.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Tom is older than the Old Ones.
and greater than the great old ones.

In the beginning there was Tom, and it was AWESOME!
I wish I was Tom.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2010, 11:52:42 AM »
I'm SO TIRED of topics being derailed on these boards!!!!!

Can't we just get back to talking about whores?!
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