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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2010, 06:39:53 PM »
Found it: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/51-things-you.php

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2010, 07:10:07 PM »
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Blasphemy against Norris!

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2010, 07:13:56 PM »
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2010, 07:58:25 PM »
No, no, no. It can't be true!


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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2010, 09:27:08 PM »
Found it: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/51-things-you.php

(why did you start this thread.... )

Thank you for finding that! That's exactly what I was quoting from!


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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2010, 09:43:42 PM »
Found it: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/51-things-you.php

(why did you start this thread.... )

Thank you for finding that! That's exactly what I was quoting from!


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I knew this thread was a one way ticket to derailment town. So...have some more mullets.

Also, I've edited a new derailed thread picture.

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2010, 10:18:43 PM »
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

in the movie but in real life land  Chuck Norris would kill Bruse lee

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2010, 10:25:40 PM »
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

in the movie but in real life land  Chuck Norris would kill Bruse lee

In real life, Bruce Lee is dead. So, let's think about this, would you still take a 70 year old Chuck Norris against an undead Bruce Lee? ... didn't think so.
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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2010, 10:37:26 PM »
Bruce Lee would make a great undead.  A grandmaster of flowers zombie.  Talk about surprising the party with the old "there is a zombie in the room ... No, no, just one zombie" trick.

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2010, 10:43:22 PM »
Bruce Lee would make a great undead.  A grandmaster of flowers zombie.  Talk about surprising the party with the old "there is a zombie in the room ... No, no, just one zombie" trick.

If I have time, I think I'll roll Bruce Lee up as a AFMBE boss.
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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2010, 11:10:07 PM »
good idea

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2010, 03:56:14 AM »
i raped Chuck Norris in the but 8) ??? :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2010, 09:48:06 AM »
Bruce Lee was Kato and there is no more badass character in the history of comic books/sci-fi than Kato.
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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2010, 12:20:05 PM »
In real life, Bruce Lee is dead.

Read your Dr. McNinja, sir. He's on the moon.

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Re: Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2010, 02:31:28 PM »
Bruce Lee was Kato and there is no more badass character in the history of comic books/sci-fi than Kato.

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