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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2009, 09:44:13 PM »
Behold, my fellow faithful! The glourious gifts of mighty Coddowalshagoth!

This calls for a special celebration. I'll dig up that really flashy sacrifical knife. Setherick, you and Brother Jonnygadfly head to Missouri and get a villager. I know the pit's only like three feet deep right now but it's the mind inverting thoughts that count.

Missouri? We have to sacrifice them in Missouri? Oh, man, I've been slaughtering people here in Boston left and right in the name of Coddowalshagoth. Serves me right for jumping the gun. How much is air fair to Missouri? *wipes his hands and checks Travelocity*
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2009, 10:38:31 PM »
Brother Patrick than. And good to know your proper "goon" size. 6'3", wow.

Look, if you can't get the sacrifics into the pit first than it's just for fun, okay? We have rules in this chaos cult, you know.

Alright, I never everybody to start dividing up. We need goons, slavers, and priests. I want goons to my left, slavers to my right, and priests to collapse in fits of mad babbling.

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2009, 01:33:23 PM »
Im over here In LA theres plenty of slaves waiting to be tapped. Just give me the word and I can have two buses filled. hell If I need I could pluck a few from the scientology HQ up the road, there not using them.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2009, 03:00:19 PM »
Oh, prewashed minds? Excellent, see if you can get a box set.

Now, quick annoucement, we've hit a little snag. Turns out that we have to throw the sacrifics into the pit but we also have to keep digging the pit deeper. So, what we're gonna do is dig an auxillery pit alittle to the south. I know it isn't exactly on the layline, but hey, we gotta get something done.

So, after a given ceramony we need two or three fellowers to stay behind, pull the sacrifics back up, and pitch them into the backup pit for safekeeping. So everybody make sure to take a look at the sign up sheet on their way out tonight.

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2009, 03:21:36 PM »

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2009, 03:22:50 PM »
You, sir, WIN!
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2009, 03:39:17 PM »


Ah! A fine piece of artwork. Your god is pleased

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Missouri? We have to sacrifice them in Missouri? Oh, man, I've been slaughtering people here in Boston left and right in the name of Coddowalshagoth. Serves me right for jumping the gun. How much is air fair to Missouri? *wipes his hands and checks Travelocity*
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So your sacrifices are not in vain, we shall say that the slaughtering was to aid the Boston Red Sox (a personal favorite of the Great Old One Coddowalshagoth).
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2009, 04:06:35 PM »
So your sacrifices are not in vein, we shall say that the slaughtering was to aid the Boston Red Sox (a personal favorite of the Great Old One Coddowalshagoth).

Vein? Did the high school English teacher have a typo on the board? (Asks the college English teacher who asks students how to spell words...)
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2009, 04:14:07 PM »
I knew I should have covered it up ninja-style before someone notice and he loses all his street cred.

You're a teacher too?

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2009, 05:06:24 PM »
Vein? Did the high school English teacher have a typo on the board? (Asks the college English teacher who asks students how to spell words...)


Sorry guys. I honestly do feel bad.


But, to make it up to everyone, go to the General Chaos section and check out my conversation with a Craigslist whore. It is totally worth it.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2009, 05:41:58 PM »
God damn that was a stupid bitch.
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« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2009, 05:50:26 PM »
All I can say is I sadly type much worse then her so i feel like an idiot but im cool with that.
I don't get paied to type well i get paid to cook and cut grass. lol
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« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2009, 06:05:26 PM »
Hey i just realised codey is 5 days older then me .....how cool am I to Have  my birthday so close to the great Coddowalshagoth!!!!

Beat the all you other peaons  8)
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2009, 06:22:16 PM »
damn this is true. I must travel back intime and prevent your birth.

be back in a minute.

*mighty flash and swirl of colors*

there, did it work? no.... aw fuck.

back to pit digging.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2009, 07:32:14 PM »
OH SNAP! Codered just got burned like a marshmallow on a stick of dynamite!
I have no idea where i was going with that......
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