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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #540 on: June 08, 2010, 06:58:47 PM »
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #541 on: June 08, 2010, 07:03:31 PM »
Granted, the names are goofy in He-man, but it's still a kids show and their names just tell everyone what they do.

Beastman controls animals
Merman is an underwater man
Ram-man headbutts things
Stratos can fly
Buzzoff is a beeman.

All of that stuff is basic and elementary, but that's because it's for kids, but imagining the possibilities for this universe if it was allowed to grow up is where its at. Also, when you view all of the characters as analogues for Jack Kirby's Fourth World (New Gods, Darkseid and all that) it works on an all new level. There's some sweet stuff to be found in the Masters of the Universe World. I'll post more from my games when I have time to write more.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #542 on: June 08, 2010, 08:02:05 PM »
What does fisto do? eh, *nudge-wink*

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #543 on: June 08, 2010, 08:04:54 PM »
What does fisto do? eh, *nudge-wink*
Was wondering how may posts it would take for this to come up...

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #544 on: June 08, 2010, 08:13:08 PM »
Just seeing both images makes me think if Fisto's name is accurate to his shtick, there's bound to be both rectal lacerations and pink sock going on.  Better lay out the blue tarp or install floor drains.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #545 on: June 08, 2010, 08:19:59 PM »
What does fisto do? eh, *nudge-wink*
Was wondering how may posts it would take for this to come up...

It is cody's thread.

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #546 on: June 08, 2010, 08:29:07 PM »
What does fisto do? eh, *nudge-wink*
Was wondering how may posts it would take for this to come up...
It is cody's thread.
Which is precisely why I wondered how long it would take.

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #547 on: June 08, 2010, 09:16:59 PM »
Lets put it this way, his fist skill is good, and we all know what fist skill does for CoC!

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #548 on: June 08, 2010, 09:36:59 PM »
Lets put it this way, his fist skill is good, and we all know what fist skill does for CoC!

Or at least what it does for F.A.T.A.L.


Anyway, I wanted to keep it classy, so I wasn't going to say a thing about his name. I hate even thinking about a character with such prominent facial hair fisting people.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #549 on: June 08, 2010, 09:37:52 PM »
Some thoughts on He-Man…

I’ve noticed an abiding commitment to failure on the part of Skeletor and his minions. Skeletor is the worst sort of person you can work for because he is simply unwilling to take personal responsibility for any sort of failure. Skeletor, in short, will always leave you hanging out to dry!

Even if, by some miracle, Beastman, Evilyn, Trap-Jaw, Cyclops, Man-E-Faces and the rest of Skeletor’s employees were able to defeat He-Man, Skeletor just wouldn’t be able to accept success as an outcome.


For example:

Beastman: **proudly** We did it boss! -snort snort- We beat He-Man, we destroyed castle Greyskull and we killed that stupid bitch, the sorceress…

Skeletor: No! **strikes Beastman viciously with his staff** This is a trick. He-Man must have put you up to this! No!

Trap-Jaw: **earnestly** But, but boss we did it. Seriously, we destroyed Eternia!

Skeletor: **indignant** No! Shut your gob! **laughs angrily** Simpletons, there is no possible way, no conceivable way you could have defeated He-Man! It just isn’t possible!

Evilyn: **hesitatingly, unable to make eye contact with Skeletor** Skeletor, my love, you have to believe us! You’ve sold us down the river countless times. You have abandoned us in defeat over and over again. You have taught us to be strong; we used that strength to defeat your nemesis, He-Man!! **looks up at Skeletor, on his throne, with love in her eyes**

Skeletor: **scornfully** Shut your pie-hole bitch! **laughs mockingly** You bunch of incompetents could not have possibly defeated He-Man. This is a trick! I simply refuse to believe that I’ve won! He-Man HAS to be alive… I love him… sexually. **A single tear runs down Skeletor's bony cheek**


I’ve seen this sort of commitment to failure in a cartoon series before. Sadly the antagonists of Voltron, The Transformers, M.A.S.K., The Inhumanoids, G.I. Joe, Thundercats, etc. etc. come to mind. It isn't so much that Good vanquishes Evil as it is Evil's complete failure to launch.

In short, I believe Skeletor to be the Oakland Raiders of He-Man fanboydom…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t enjoy listening to Ross plod his way through Cody’s game. I would also, definitely enjoy Tom geeking out with Cody about the particulars and minutia of the He-Man universe (because I believe that Tom is secretly a fan). I definitely think that Aaron should be involved in this project, well, because I would love to hear Cody fuck with Aaron’s Boy Scout sensibilities…

As for this post, before Cody and his lobster cultist tear me a new asshole, I just want to end my rant by saying “Frog-snatch, Cum-shitters. Bee-rape…”
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #550 on: June 08, 2010, 09:48:20 PM »
He-man associated conversation has made this thread grow exponentially.

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #551 on: June 08, 2010, 10:00:45 PM »
The only problem I have with He-man is that Prince Adam has absolutely NO motivation to change back into Adam. It is pointless for him to have a secret identity especially since the reasoning is, "If they know Adam is He-man, Skeletor will attack the royal family."

HE ALREADY ATTACKS THE ROYAL FAMILY!!!!
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #552 on: June 08, 2010, 10:07:11 PM »
I guess they just needed to connect he-man back to the royal family. Make him into an Aragorn type character.

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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #553 on: June 08, 2010, 11:46:59 PM »
I dont know, the whole "they might attack the royal family" thing is probably just a cover.

Even when you're He-Man there are times when you just dont want to deal with people's shit.  Plus YOURE always the target, even if you're invincible that shit would get old.

So you turn back into the guy who nobody gives a shit about, the bad guys dont care enough to attack you, and the good guys think you're pathetic and weak and won't constantly come bitching to you with their problems.

I mean sure, you can't pull in the pussy quite like He-Man could, but you're still a prince and thats gotta count for something, and you dont have to always worry about whether its Evillyn (or worse) in disguise and you get woken up by a magic sword hacking at your he-men.
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Re: Cody Fan Club
« Reply #554 on: June 09, 2010, 12:34:40 AM »
I think robot chicken has summed up almost all the points that you guys have made haha!