Cody Fan Club

[Mason]

Behold! Twenty minutes worth of dicking around in Paint!

sweet. sadly I couldn't reproduce that with twenty hours of Paint.

so what does our hideout/church look like?

is it in an abandoned monastery, next to the beach , a dirty nightclub basement, the local college, an old factory decommissioned? and where does the pit I've been digging go? not go to, but placement.

[Setherick]

It's the dirty basement bar at the local college...

[Tadanori Oyama]

The hole is nearby, we need it within dragging distance. Thought about putting in the building but the whole widening to a mile across party makes that impractical.

Which reminds me: if it rains, short straw pumps the hole.

[Richard]

For some reason, I have the biggest urge to post one of my favorite Cody quotes:


"...God burns homosexuals like you, Jim."

I don't know why, but outside of 'Frogsnatch' and pretty much the whole episode of Wushu Dodgeball, that made me laugh.
I think it's because it reminded me of Fred Phelps. I'm not sure.

[Dawnsteel]

Which reminds me: if it rains, short straw pumps the hole.

Unless the Cathartic Lobster is anti-technology, I can rig an electric pump without too much trouble.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Oh. Well that'd work too.

[Mason]

Which reminds me: if it rains, short straw pumps the hole.

Unless the Cathartic Lobster is anti-technology, I can rig an electric pump without too much trouble.

if you wanna make it easy, and no one said being in a cult was easy.

[Dawnsteel]

and no one said being in a cult was easy.

I was thinking in a "less pumping, more sacrifices" sort of vein.

[Mason]

Im not going to lie to you, our numbers are down. we need more members. this way we can have a peon run the pump while we sacrifice more things.

[Tadanori Oyama]

The credit line you used to be able to get for peons just isn't there these days. And the brain washing we normally use just gets caught in the advertising brain washing most people already have. I tell you, seems like every year it gets hard to compete in the cultist market. It's a business these days, no heart.

[Setherick]

The credit line you used to be able to get for peons just isn't there these days. And the brain washing we normally use just gets caught in the advertising brain washing most people already have. I tell you, seems like every year it gets hard to compete in the cultist market. It's a business these days, no heart.

Let's not forget the virulence that people have with holding on to postmodern ideas of the lack of metanarratives. Can't really do GOOD brainwashing if people don't believe in totality anyway. God, it makes me want to resurrect Kant. 

[Dawnsteel]

God, it makes me want to resurrect Kant. 

Get me a femur and I'll see what I can do.

[rayner23]

My loyal followers, I apologize for being absent, but duties in the multiverse have kept me away.

Heh . . . duties . . .

Anyway, the Cathartic Lobster loves pits and slaves, but what he really needs to do is get into the soul-dealing business. If someone could come up with a sweet used car-esque picture of a Lobster buying and selling souls, it would be much appreciated.

"COME ON DOWN TO THE CATHARTIC LOBSTER SOUL EMPORIUM WHERE WE TAKE ALL KINDS OF SOULS! OLD SOULS! NEW SOULS! SHOE SOLES! IF IT HAS A SOUL, WE'LL BUY IT, THAT'S OUR GOAL!"

[Tadanori Oyama]

We'll put the thousand screaming mouths of agony incharge of marketing and bump that Otayguh we found in the basement on the legal team to start drafting contracts.

[Maze]

Let's copyright the concept of pain and then sue everyone into giving up their soul.