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The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« on: April 09, 2010, 04:11:07 PM »
I've seen this in many forums, and i enjoy it. So here goes:

The rules are simple, the above poster posts something like this:

"I wish that RPPR had a convention hall"

And the member who posts after him would say something like:

"Granted. Except that it has only cramped room to game in, with a few rotting pizzas here and there. And a gremlin."

Get the picture? I'll start with something simple.

I wish I had a billion dollars!
My new goal in life is to play D&D with Judi Dench

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 04:33:53 PM »
I wish I had a billion dollars!

Granted, except that in order to acquire your fortune, you have to pull it out of other people's ears one shiny nickel at a time.

I wish that I could sail around the world on a luxury yacht.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 04:36:24 PM »

I wish that I could sail around the world on a luxury yacht.

granted but you have to pull it out of cthulhu's head first (someone rammed him with the yacht)

I wish I could get this last 20k words written by Monday

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 04:37:28 PM »
Granted, here is an incredibly tiny pencil that works great, and never will run outta lead, get to work!

I wish I had a pet poney.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 05:01:59 PM »
Granted, but it's part of eric cartmans's plot to make you eat your own parents.

I wish for a chilled 20 Oz Coka Cola.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 05:07:02 PM »

I wish for a chilled 20 Oz Coka Cola.

granted but it's actually an unstable quantum nuka cola grenade


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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 05:08:23 PM »
(best genie voice)

What is your next wish ROSSSSSS!?!
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 05:19:28 PM »
(best genie voice)

What is your next wish ROSSSSSS!?!

Granted, but Ross's wish is to be left alone.

I wish I had a local game store with wider book selection.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 05:38:53 PM »
I wish I had a local game store with wider book selection.

Granted, but it's got all the Twilight books you can every want!

I wish I had a job!!!  >:(
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 05:42:14 PM »
I wish I had a local game store with wider book selection.

Granted, but it's got all the Twilight books you can every want!

I wish I had a job!!!  >:(
Granted, you're now a animal porn star.

I wish I was internet famous.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 05:44:47 PM »

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I wish I was internet famous.
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Granted, but its for being an animal porn star.

I wish there were no trolls

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 05:53:00 PM »
I wish there were no trolls

Granted but without stupid things to direct their anger at on the net anime fans are modivated to hunt people in real life.

I wish the world had a clean burning fuel source.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 05:55:36 PM »
Granted but soylent fuel is people.

I wish that I had telekinesis.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 07:04:46 PM »
I wish that I had telekinesis.

Granted but to use your new ability you have to strick a fork into a wall outlet.

I wish my morgage payment was lower.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 07:53:19 PM »
I wish my morgage payment was lower.

Granted, but Order 66 was your broker.

I wish that the Pope would stop sheltering pedophiles.