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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2010, 11:04:38 PM »
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Granted, but now you can only post quotations, and never your own words.

I wish I could attend GenCon.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2010, 11:20:05 PM »
I wish I could attend GenCon.

Granted, your girlfriend bought the tickets and follows you pouting the entire time. You do have a girlfriend, right?

I wish my brother would learn to RP an investigative game properly.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2010, 11:46:26 PM »
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You do have a girlfriend, right?
No girlfriend.  Wife, though.  The rest would be pretty much accurate.

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I wish my brother would learn to RP an investigative game properly.

Granted.  He takes copious notes and grills everyone, players and NPCs, like a grizzled fifteen-year detective.  You are overwhelmed by his required level of detail, and start planning meat-grinder scenarios.  (He still attempts to question the ghoul hordes.)

I wish I was a competent GM.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 10, 2010, 11:57:08 PM »
I wish I was a competent GM.

Granted, you become a competent Gm and now realize none of your players are competent players. Your inability to come back down to their level results in striff and eventual estrangement.

I wish I had a dog.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2010, 11:59:23 PM »


I wish I had a dog.

Granted, you now own a dog that one of my friends and I dreamed up. The Rotzu. Part Shizu, part Rotweiller. The head is 8 times the size of the body, it still tries to bite your ankles, and makes a high pitch yap.

I wish I had a cheetah.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2010, 12:02:58 AM »
I wish I had a cheetah.

Granted, but it runs away. The irony is lost on the park services officers who knock on your door the next day.

I wish I had cable.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 11, 2010, 12:18:39 AM »
Granted. Your dog is Cujo.

I wish I could kill the demons

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2010, 08:52:29 AM »
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I wish I had cable.

Granted.  There is a one-thousand-foot spool of industrial electric cable occupying most of your living room.


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I wish I could kill the demons

Granted.  It turns out that demon blood is highly acidic, and has eaten away parts of your walls and most of the floor.

I wish my seven-year-old would play Mouse Guard with me.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #68 on: April 11, 2010, 01:15:57 PM »
Granted, but due to experimentation earlyer in the week your son has lost all your dice down an air vent.

I wish It was X-mas already!

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2010, 04:35:26 PM »

Wish granted! New marketing makes every national holiday and weekend Christmas. Happy X-mas 23! You will now be working extra hours to pay for the backlog of presents you owe your family and friends.

I wish I could hear the New World episodes 23 - 30 (odd) that have been played but not posted.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2010, 04:58:43 PM »
Granted.  Ross and the players did nothing but listen to Rick Astley for 7 episodes.

I wish my brother didn't have to go back to Iraq.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2010, 04:59:52 PM »
Granted. Your dog is Cujo.

I wish I could kill the demons

No Ross, you ARE the demons.

And then Ross was a zombie.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2010, 05:15:11 PM »
Granted. Your dog is Cujo.

I wish I could kill the demons

No Ross, you ARE the demons.

And then Ross was a zombie.

THANK YOU

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oh and your wish is granted. Your brother is now going to Afghanistan.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2010, 06:50:55 PM »
WHAT'S YOUR NEXT WISH ROSS

PLAY THE GAME RIGHT

JESUS

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2010, 10:27:40 PM »
I wish I had a FTL spaceship