The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Tadanori Oyama]

Granted, but Order 66 was your broker.

You fucker.

I wish that the Pope would stop sheltering pedophiles.   

Granted, the Pope now enforces pedophilia.

I wish someone would make a good D&D movie.

[Kroack]

I wish I had used a condom

Granted, cuz i would feel sorry for your kids.

I wish that Michal Jackson was still alive.

[Setherick]

I wish that Michal Jackson was still alive.

Granted, but he died way back while making Thriller and had been a zombie all these years.

I wish I could outsource my student papers to be graded.

[acronomicon]

I wish I could outsource my student papers to be graded.

Granted, but the constant contact with foreign nationals earns you a spot on a list or two.

I wish cheap beer didn't mean bad beer.

[Setherick]

I wish I could outsource my student papers to be graded.

I wish cheap beer didn't mean bad beer.

Granted, but you're the one that bought the beer that said "now with real beer flavor."

I wish that the Milwaukee gaming community didn't suck so bad.

[Sean-o-tron]

I wish that the Milwaukee gaming community didn't suck so bad.

Granted, all the gamers are twelve-year-old Halo kids.

I wish my girlfriend would pay more attention to me.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish my girlfriend would pay more attention to me.

Granted, she's taken out a life insurance policy on you and has been serving you a "special" breakfast every morning since.

I wish I had a new office chair.

[Setherick]

I wish my girlfriend would pay more attention to me.

I wish I had a new office chair.

Granted, but you're the one that used it to play office hockey.

I wish I had a new office chair too.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish I had a new office chair too.

Granted but when you put it together you snapped the lock on the locking mechanism so it always leans back.

I wish my laptop would stop breaking.

[Sean-o-tron]

I wish my laptop would stop breaking.

Granted, now it's coated with venom from the deadly Black Mamba.

I wish the Nintendo Wii had better graphics.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish the Nintendo Wii had better graphics.

Granted, each frame is now hand drawn. While you wait.

I wish I had a cooler version of my avatar.

[Boyos]

Granted, sadly the only thing I think is cooler is Shit Pickle.

I wish I had a bowl of soup.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/169/d/6/Shit_Pickle_by_ChadRocco.jpg

[Setherick]

I wish there where more trolls
not jackass dumb shit trolls,but funny,milky white,big and juicy trolls.
OH YEAH!

You really don't know how to play the game do you. Go back and read post #1.

[ArtfulShrapnel]

I wish I had a bowl of soup.

Granted. Today's soup is head lice and toenails in an expired beet reduction.

I wish I could paint faster.

[Dawnsteel]

I wish I could paint faster.

Granted.  Here's your power sprayer and seven thousand gallons of retina-burn-pink.

I wish I wasn't allergic to dogs.