The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Flawless P]

Granted. It does, but it quickly loses popularity when this monstrosity is built: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Seed_4000

I wish I could get a new apartment in the city I'm moving to this week.

Granted but now you live in Sacramento, CA and in my apartment complex and are forced to run games for me at my whims!

I wish for a self sustaining cash flow.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish for a self sustaining cash flow.

Grant; welcome to your new counterfeiting racket.


I wish the game I'd been waiting for hadn't been delayed.

[ethan_dawe]

Granted. It's not delayed, they decided to swap it for a reprint of F.A.T.A.L


I wish there were more CoC episodes of RPPR actual play

[Setherick]

Granted but now you live in Sacramento, CA and in my apartment complex and are forced to run games for me at my whims!

Joke would be on you. I'm a pro PC, but a crappy GM. In fact, as Ross is to GM'ing, I am to PC'ing.

[edwardian_adventurer]

Granted. It's not delayed, they decided to swap it for a reprint of F.A.T.A.L


I wish there were more CoC episodes of RPPR actual play

Granted. Ross recruits three groups of high school gamers to increase output.

I wish I had new glasses.

[Setherick]

Granted. It's not delayed, they decided to swap it for a reprint of F.A.T.A.L


I wish there were more CoC episodes of RPPR actual play

Granted. Ross recruits three groups of high school gamers to increase output.

I wish I had new glasses.

Oh, you do?

I wish I had one of those fancy essay grading programs so that I didn't have to grade today.

[Dawnsteel]

I wish I had one of those fancy essay grading programs so that I didn't have to grade today.

Granted. An unresolved bug issues your students all grades of "J."

I wish blower motor resistors were easier to get at, for removal and installation.

[Setherick]

I wish I had one of those fancy essay grading programs so that I didn't have to grade today.

Granted. An unresolved bug issues your students all grades of "J."

I wish blower motor resistors were easier to get at, for removal and installation.

Granted! While you're at the computer, the blower motor explodes. Now the resistors are sitting at your feet, and there is a hole in your wall.

I wish I hadn't have written on my arm in what appears to be permanent ink.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish I hadn't have written on my arm in what appears to be permanent ink.

Granted: You instead wrote it across your monitor.

I wish the weather we're having in the Pacific Northwest right now would just pick a season.

[Setherick]

I wish I hadn't have written on my arm in what appears to be permanent ink.

Granted: You instead wrote it across your monitor.

I wish the weather we're having in the Pacific Northwest right now would just pick a season.

Fine, Summer decides to summer here.

I wish my front yard wasn't flooded.

[clockworkjoe]

I wish I hadn't have written on my arm in what appears to be permanent ink.

Granted: You instead wrote it across your monitor.

I wish the weather we're having in the Pacific Northwest right now would just pick a season.

Fine, Summer decides to summer here.

I wish my front yard wasn't flooded.

OH NO THE POKEMON SET IT ON FIRE

I wish Zombies of the World was optioned for $1 million

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish Zombies of the World was optioned for $1 million

Granted but at the moment of signing the paperwork you have an uncharacteristic attack of artistic integrity and tear up the contract. So the give the money to the DayZ guys instead and release a feature length machinima using the in game engine.

I wish I had more short sleeve shirts I could wear to work.

[clockworkjoe]

I wish Zombies of the World was optioned for $1 million

Granted but at the moment of signing the paperwork you have an uncharacteristic attack of artistic integrity and tear up the contract. So the give the money to the DayZ guys instead and release a feature length machinima using the in game engine.

I wish I had more short sleeve shirts I could wear to work.

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT

as for your wish:

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I wish I could think of better wishes

[edwardian_adventurer]

I wish I could think of better wishes

Granted. However, you are now in a waking coma and are unable to voice your wishes.

I wish I could have pizza for dinner tonight.

[beowuuf]

I wish I could have pizza for dinner tonight.

Wish granted. You could have pizza tonight. It's right there in the freezer calling your name. Pity you suffer from a chronic case of laziness now. You eat a sofa cushion that's closer.


I wish the Pokemon would stop setting fire to everything