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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #435 on: April 11, 2013, 07:01:48 PM »
The fires have been stopped, however the pokemon now realize how weak we are, and how decided to wage war against humanity.
 I wish the world was like minecraft.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #436 on: April 11, 2013, 07:33:47 PM »
The fires have been stopped, however the pokemon now realize how weak we are, and how decided to wage war against humanity.
 I wish the world was like minecraft.

Granted! By the way, that's a nice everything you have there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it... Ptssssssssss....!

I wish I had Polybius. XD
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #437 on: April 11, 2013, 08:01:09 PM »
I wish I had Polybius. XD

Granted. I don't want to know your plans for his remains.

I wish I had a good, feasible idea for dinner tonight.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #438 on: April 11, 2013, 08:10:53 PM »
I wish I had a good, feasible idea for dinner tonight.

Wish granted - Sofa cushion Surprise! Cheap, quick and full of fibrous goodness.


After hearing the RPPR bonus episode with their abandoned Fiasco set up, I wish someone would create a Fiasco game themed on creating a Fiasco game.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #439 on: April 11, 2013, 09:42:50 PM »
Granted, you and the team behind F.A.T.A.L have been chained up in a basement with a computer to accomplish the goal.
I wish rerun's of loonie toons were on tv.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #440 on: April 12, 2013, 11:07:06 AM »
Granted, you and the team behind F.A.T.A.L have been chained up in a basement with a computer to accomplish the goal.
I wish rerun's of loonie toons were on tv.

Your wish is Granted, George Lucas has been put in charge of "Updating" them for tv.

I wish that everyone knew the actual facts regarding the safety of nuclear, coal and oil power.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #441 on: April 12, 2013, 11:09:47 AM »
Granted, you and the team behind F.A.T.A.L have been chained up in a basement with a computer to accomplish the goal.
I wish rerun's of loonie toons were on tv.

Your wish is Granted, George Lucas has been put in charge of "Updating" them for tv.

I wish that everyone knew the actual facts regarding the safety of nuclear, coal and oil power.

Granted, Everyone knows. However you realize that enough people knew before but the power of the status quo is all pervasive.

I wish I wasn't part of the status quo.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #442 on: April 12, 2013, 01:07:01 PM »
I wish Flawless P had made a wish!
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #443 on: April 12, 2013, 01:10:17 PM »
I wish Flawless P had made a wish!

Granted, note above.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #444 on: April 12, 2013, 01:34:08 PM »
I swear I totally typed one, funky smart phone posting issues for the win!

It was going to be:

I wish I could be paid my current salary without actually having to go in to work or do any actual work.

But the status quo works for me!

I wish I wasn't about to grant my own wish to get this thread back on track.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2013, 05:46:33 PM by Flawless P »
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #445 on: April 12, 2013, 05:47:17 PM »
Granted, but now everyone hates you because you are THAT GUY who replys to your own posts.

I wish I could get my phone upgrade this month.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #446 on: April 12, 2013, 05:52:10 PM »
Granted, but now everyone hates you because you are THAT GUY who replys to your own posts.

I wish I could get my phone upgrade this month.

Granted; your phone now vores small children.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #447 on: April 12, 2013, 05:57:25 PM »

Wish granted - all those stuffy politicians are now dancing to this:

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I wish my cold would go away so my ears would stop randomly popping.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #448 on: April 12, 2013, 06:24:56 PM »

I wish my cold would go away so my ears would stop randomly popping.

Granted, You no longer have a cold but your ears now pop alternately every second like clockwork.

I wish we were unified as beings of pure energy.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #449 on: April 12, 2013, 06:50:45 PM »
Your wish is granted Nuclear strike is imminent.

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