Hints that something bad is going to happen to your characters in CoC

[Bronnen]

Someone in your family mentions they specialize in explosives at all.

A black cat crosses your path

A black cat doesn't cross your path.

Cthulhu appears.

[nbneil]

The keeper says, "I'm sure nothing bad will happen."

The keeper says a word with more consonants than an eastern European can driver.

You get in a cab driven by Steve Jones.

The keeper asks if you brought an every day, ordinary item with you.

The keeper asks how much sanity you have left.

You play call of cthulhu.

[Bronnen]

While making a character you think. "He's not going to be that evil."

When you make a character you try and make one based around a fictional character. Let me tell you now, Sherlock Holmes does not do well in this system. God, if I had a nickel for how many times I just managed to avoid going insane... I'd have about 20 cents, because I didn't get lucky enough on my last roll.

[Boyos]

I wont lie, I did not read all of them if this has already been posted im sorry.

The guy in your plane starts to masterbate!

[Dogfish]

You arrive at a house but everyone bar the party is in robes.

The Keeper advises you write up two characters.

The Keeper mentions there will be plenty of ways to introduce a new investigator into the game.

You have to roll any die bar a d100 and roll low.

[Seejo Crux]

"I eat the hamburger."

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Ross tells you that you think you did a good job packing your parachute.

[Bronnen]

The keeper uses the words "You don't notice anything" and not "There isn't anything"

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

The keeper says "Okay guys I made pre gens for this game, and your characters are all students at Miskatonic University."

[Bronnen]

The keeper asks "are you sure?" at any point in the game.

[Kroack]

The keeper says it's undodgeable.

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Your investigator, for some reason recognizes the word R'lyeh.

[Charlie72]

When you have the opion to go in rooms labeled "Secret Research: Administrator only" "TanK" and "Entrance to Heaven"

[Vega Baby]

When you have the opion to go in rooms labeled "Secret Research: Administrator only" "TanK" and "Entrance to Heaven"

When you've whittled down the choices, and "Entrance to Heaven" is the only option left.

[baphometaten]

You walk into a Library.

Or just simply.  Your playing CoC.  It doesnt matter your character is F'd.

This past Halloween our GM decided to run a CoC meets War of the Worlds session.  It was pretty much predetermined that we weren't making it out of the game alive.