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how pilots get their callsigns
« on: May 02, 2010, 02:01:09 PM »
http://www.f-16.net/callsigns.html

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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 06:01:18 AM »
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Greatest.
Callsign.
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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 09:42:42 AM »
P.E.

Premature Ejection - Pressed the ejection switch in an aircraft while still on the runway.

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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 06:39:47 PM »
"Cooper  (added: 4 Aug 2010)
Carpet Pooper. He pooped on a carpet."


Man, F-16 pilots are weird.
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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 07:17:11 PM »
"Cooper  (added: 4 Aug 2010)
Carpet Pooper. He pooped on a carpet."

Man, F-16 pilots are weird.

That individual is flying a device costing an adjusted 19 million dollars.

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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 07:55:06 PM »
See, the "old" me would have been severely perturbed by that statistic. I would have been all like, "Oh God, why are we letting people like that fly $19 million planes. Wait, WHY DO WE HAVE $19 MILLION JETS IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?!" But not the new me. The new me finds this absolutely hilarious. I think.

I mean, the Marines let my little brother fly a scout drone. And everybody knows how terribly destructive little brothers are.
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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2010, 08:44:52 AM »

That individual is flying a device costing an adjusted 19 million dollars.

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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2010, 12:24:26 PM »

That individual is flying a device costing an adjusted 19 million dollars.



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Re: how pilots get their callsigns
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2010, 01:02:38 PM »
It was my lifelong goal to be a fighter pilot, but my vision sucks ass. God laughs at me every chance he gets. :'( Still though, F-14 = best jet ever built. It's too awesome to be kept in service, makes everyone else look bad. Not to mention that it weighs more then an E-2, and costs a fortune.
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