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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #120 on: October 24, 2010, 01:35:31 AM »
You: PARKER
You: GET IN MY OFFICE
You: WHERE ARE THOSE PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN PARKER
You: YOU HEAR ME PARKER?
Stranger: Hey you don't say that!!!
You: I DON'T SAY WHAT
You: YOU BETTER GET ME THESE PHOTOS OR I'LL FIRE YOU
You: AND GET BROCK IN HERE TO DO YOUR JOB
Stranger: FUCK BROCK THAT PHONY FUCK.
Stranger: WITH HIS LYING ASS
You: FUCK BROCK? I'LL BET YOU WANT TO, YOU SICK FREAK
You: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF PARKER
You: YOU'RE LAZY AND USELESS TO THIS PAPER
You: GOD KNOWS HOW YOU EVEN GET WOMEN
Stranger: I DONT NEED ALL THIS SHIT FROM THE DAILY BUGLE AND I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU FAGGOT
You: GOOD GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE PARKER
You: YOU'RE FIRED
You: TELL MISS BRANT TO GET ME SOME COFFEE ON THE WAY OUT
Stranger: YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND TAKE YOUR PILLS
Stranger: LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE
You: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN PARKER
You: I'M A PICTURE OF HEALTH
You: WHAT I NEED IS THOSE DAMN PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
You: WE GO TO PRESS TONIGHT AND HOW CAN I RUN MY STORY ABOUT THAT FREAK KNOCKING UP WAREHOUSES WITHOUT THOSE PHOTOS
You: NOW I'VE GOT TO GET BROCK ON THE STORY
You: AND PUT THAT MENACE BEHIND BARS WHERE HE BELONGS
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #121 on: October 24, 2010, 01:51:14 AM »
Gotta love it when they play along.


You: PARKER
You: GET IN MY OFFICE
Stranger: OK.
You: WHERE ARE THOSE PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN PARKER
Stranger: ... I mysteriously dropped my camera in the hudson... while I was fighting crim- ... swimming.
You: DAMMIT PARKER YOU LAZY BASTARD
You: WE GO TO PRESS TONIGHT AND HOW CAN I RUN MY STORY ABOUT THAT FREAK KNOCKING UP WAREHOUSES WITHOUT THOSE PHOTOS
Stranger: It won't happen again, Chief.
You: HES A GODDAMN MENACE
Stranger: I know.
You: IT BETTER NOT, OR I'LL FIRE YOU AND GET BROCK ON THE STORY
Stranger: Not Brock, sir... anyone but him.
You: HELL YES BROCK. HE'S A FINE YOUNG MAN. VERILE. MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU PARKER
You: YOU TINY PALE LITTLE FUCK
Stranger: I'm sorry, Sir. It's the way I came out.
You: GOD KNOWS HOW YOU GET WOMEN PARKER
Stranger: He does, Sir/
Stranger: *.
You: DAMN STRAIGHT
You: NOW HUSTLE OUT THERE AND GET ME THOSE PHOTOS
Stranger: Yes, sir. Right, sir.
You: AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T COME BACK WITH THEM
You: TELL MISS BRANT TO GET ME SOME COFFEE ON YOUR WAY OUT
Stranger: I'll steer clear of the Hudson.
Stranger: Yes, sir.
You: YOU'RE QUITE AGREEABLE TODAY PARKER
You: ITS A CHANGE
You: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT OUT OF ME PARKER
Stranger: A DENTAL PLAN, SIR.
You: DENTAL PLAN? YOU THINK I SPEND MONEY ON MY EMPLOYEES, PARKER?
You: HELL YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE
You: EVERY ONE BUT ME
Stranger: Super heros need good teeth, sir...
Stranger: ... not that I would so.
Stranger: * Know
Stranger: This is hypothetical.
You: SUPER HEROES? WHO GIVES A GODDAMN ABOUT SUPER HEROES?
You: THAT SPIDERMAN IS NO HERO
You: HE'S A MENACE TO THE CITY AND NEEDS TO BE BEHIND BARS
Stranger: Of course he does.
You: NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS THIS PARKER
You: NO ONE ELSE CAN DO THIS JOB
You: IT WEIGHS HEAVY ON ME PARKER
You: NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY VISION
Stranger: Well, we don't have a dental or a vision plan, so that might have something to do with it...
Stranger: Sir.
You: DAMMIT PARKER CUT OUT THE SNARK
You: YOU WANT SOMETHING OUT OF ME STAND UP TO ME LIKE A MAN
You: OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE
Stranger: Sir, you said yourself that I am tiny and pale.
You: YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT. NOTHING LIKE ME
You: I'M A PICTURE OF HEALTH
Stranger: Because you have complete health insurance coverage, sir.
You: DAMMIT PARKER I'M FINISHED WITH YOUR SARCASM
You: WE'VE GOT A PAPER TO PUT TOGETHER
You: GET ME THOSE PHOTOS OR GIVE ME A REASON TO FIRE YOU
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
You: I DON'T EVEN NEED A REASON
You: YOU'RE FIRED PARKER
You: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE
Stranger: I'm not fired.
You: YOU BET YOUR DAMN ASS YOU ARE
You: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I CALL SECURITY
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #122 on: November 07, 2010, 09:50:08 PM »
This went pretty well:

You: Dammit Cortez, I know you're hiding the bodies.
You: WHERE ARE THEY BURIED?
Stranger: Behind the shed.
You: My men already checked behind the shed.
You: Do you take me for a fool, Cortez?
Stranger: No sir.
Stranger: They..
Stranger: They...
Stranger: Are buried...
You: They what, Cortez?
You: SPEAK UP
Stranger: in the reserve.
Stranger: the forest reserve
Stranger: or is it preserve?
You: The preserve.
You: I should've known. . .
Stranger: yes! in the nature preserve.
Stranger: I'm so sorry.
Stranger: They are all there.
You: You're going away for a long time, Cortez.
You: Any last words?
Stranger: It wasn't worth it.
You: You're damned right.
You: Book 'im, boys.
You: *fade to black*
You: *credits*
Stranger: I thing we just finished a blockbuster.
Stranger: now...
Stranger: porn Parody!
You: I think there's enough of those on here.
You: Sans parody.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #123 on: August 07, 2011, 11:41:39 PM »
Question to discuss:
what's your age and gender (age group survey)

Stranger 2: 17 f

Stranger 1: 29m

Stranger 2: is that all lol :)

Stranger 1: ha ha

Stranger 2: Thats a really shitty question :(

Stranger 1: I got a question about truth or dare, that was a fun question

Stranger 2: Ohhh how does that work??

Stranger 2: That sounds fun :)

Stranger 1: you just play, i guess it on an honer system

Stranger 1: since you cant see eachother

Stranger 1: it's fun, but only if you are willing to go through and do the challenges

Stranger 2: Hmm yeah i agree, truth would be better thoughi think personally

Stranger 2: Butthats a good one!

Stranger 2: but thats**

Stranger 1: butt hats

Stranger 1: :)

Stranger 2: Rofl :) took me a minute to realise!

Stranger 1: also I got a question once, that was, something like, "mind if I masturbate, while you two cyber"

Stranger 2: Haha omg I havent got one like that (yet) which is surprising actually i only got one about fantasies

Stranger 2: and idnt even get to write

Stranger 2: people are toopolitical i think

Stranger 2: too political** my spacebars stuffed

Stranger 1: so they can be fun!

Stranger 1: but yeah people are asking a lot of super serious questions

Stranger 1: that's not so much fun

Stranger 2: And alot of racial questions which are super awkward lol some are just straight out stupid

Stranger 2: and this one is boring

Stranger 1: hmmm I usually just do the video chat on here, but this is fun

Stranger 2: Id be scared I knew someone! haha

Stranger 1: this one boring, so yeah third party viewer, think of a better question next time

Stranger 2: Oh yeah forgot about them haha ;)

Stranger 1: there are a lot of people out there, the odds that you know someone isnt really good

Stranger 2: I guess Im just paranoid Illdosomethingand someone will know me

Stranger 1: yeah its not just us in here

Stranger 1: what would you do?

Stranger 1: what could be so damning that you would worry about your identity ?

Stranger 2: Im kinda the "go where it takes you" person. I just hate awkward situations to be honest

Stranger 2: Kindalike when Im shitat a game

Stranger 1: awkward situations are only awkward until you push passed that

Stranger 1: when you are "shitat"?

Stranger 2: shit at** yes i guess I fear people wont like who I am

Stranger 2: Stupid I know

Stranger 1: i'm sure you are wonderful

Stranger 1: we all are

Stranger 1: afterall

Stranger 1: everyone is wonderful in their own right

Stranger 2: Positive thinking :) If only it were true

Stranger 2: I dont agree

Stranger 2: There are horrible people out there

Stranger 1: yeah I dont agree with everyone, but I believe that everyone deserves a chance

Stranger 2: I believe most do not everyone

Stranger 2: Some people are sick minded

Stranger 1: who knows, maybe under it all, they too are a super great person, just scared and hurt

Stranger 2: Im talking about murders etc?

Stranger 2: Not general people

Stranger 1: me to

Stranger 1: too

Stranger 2: Really? you believe that about most people even murders rapists etc

Stranger 1: murders are people who have made a lot, A LOT of bad choices in their lives

Stranger 1: they all start off as beautiful babies

Stranger 1: fresh starts... who knows

Stranger 2: I belive once pushed past that point, even death for them is too easy. Babies are different, they dont have such capabilities

Stranger 1: you are jaded

Stranger 1: :)

Stranger 1: wanna talk about that?

Stranger 2: What do you mean

Stranger 1: you seem like you have a reluctancy to be forgiving

Stranger 2: Ahh, I do though

Stranger 2: I am too forgiving

Stranger 1: of course, murders and rapist are extreme instances

Stranger 2: Unless you do not deserve it, in which yes I am talking abot extreme instances

Stranger 2: I have been affected by murder

Stranger 2: I see what it does

Stranger 2: And let me tell you I dont believe they deserve even death

Stranger 1: I've been through combat and I understand what actual Hate is

Stranger 2: By combat do you mean war?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: Are you in the army or something?

Stranger 1: I've looked into eyes that only could look back at me with hate and discontent

Stranger 2: I have seen small parts of that kindof hatred

Stranger 1: marine corps

Stranger 2: So your a marine and yet your so forgiving, I do not understand

Stranger 2: My partner is in the army

Stranger 1: even those hateful eyes, I believe could be turned

Stranger 2: And I find it so hard to understand the hatred

Stranger 2: But yet here you are completely different

Stranger 1: you cant hold on to anger and hatred or it will certainly destroy you

Stranger 2: I agree, But it can also help you

Stranger 2: You need to be angry and show pain beofre you can move on

Stranger 2: Its closure I guess

Stranger 1: hmmm , think if you used love instead of hate to fuel your intentions, how much more could you do

Stranger 2: Depends in what instances you use that love instead of hate

Stranger 2: So you have a family?

Stranger 1: you have to let go of hate and pain, or it will be a destructive force and destroy every thing good about you

Stranger 1: i've been there

Stranger 1: hate will always be sub par to love

Stranger 1: I do have family,

Stranger 1: a pug named winston, and a shorkie named felicity

Stranger 2: Hmm interesting

Stranger 2: But no kids or wife?

Stranger 1: these two can be a handful

Stranger 1: I have lots of nieces and nephews

Stranger 2: Well maybe when you have that family of your own someday you mayunderstand what I am saying

Stranger 2: The love you have for them is far beyond anything

Stranger 1: hmm I wonder what the secret 3rd party silent chatters is thinking

Stranger 2: They are probably think shit all i asked is age and gender

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 2: My pet on WoW is named winston btw

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: nice

Stranger 1: well im off

Stranger 1: this was super

Stranger 2: Bye :)

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #124 on: August 10, 2011, 01:31:03 AM »
A friend sent me this log of him trolling, I found it pretty funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: Hey

You: 21 w Br

You: You?

Stranger: 20 m usa

Stranger: horny?

You: Oh yeah really

Stranger: cool

Stranger: me too

Stranger: wanna sexchat?

You: Oooh yeeeaah...

You: You start...

Stranger: let me start by grabbing your boobs so hard

You: Mmmmmmhmm....

You: I play with my hat, enjoying myself.

Stranger: i take off your bra

Stranger: and lick just the nipple

You: I make this face.

You: http://wizard-detectives.com/wizard.jpg

You: I stroke my beard

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Edit: and then this happened


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Just a small town girl.

Stranger 2: living in a lonely world

Stranger 1: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD

Stranger 1: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

Stranger 1: JUST A CITY BOY

Stranger 2: YOU'RE HOGGING THE LYRICS DICK

Stranger 2 has disconnected
« Last Edit: August 10, 2011, 01:40:08 AM by Darksaw »

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #125 on: August 16, 2011, 11:56:35 PM »
You have all completely blown my mind. Cody, the depths of your depravity must be honored and repeated to future generations as gospel. Sir, I salute you.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #126 on: August 06, 2012, 02:35:00 AM »
You: hey
Stranger: im a chicken
You: u r chickens can tlk?
Stranger: yes
You: thts so cool i jus had general tso chicken now i feel bad
Stranger: u ate my mom?
You: no im pretty sure ur not a chinese chicken right?
Stranger: right
You: okei ur good
Stranger: yay
You: whts it like being a chicken?
Stranger: but i have i have a uncle who is Chinese
Stranger: its fun
You: oh then it was prolly ur uncle terribly sorry and r u sure everyone loves chicken u die a lot
Stranger: yes
You: okei chicken how old r u?
Stranger: 15
You: okei im 18 and im human
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have 2 go i hear the farmer coming
You: okei good luck dont die
Stranger: thank bye
You: bye




They put the strange in stranger ;D

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #127 on: August 06, 2012, 03:21:20 AM »
wow blast from the past

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #128 on: August 10, 2012, 11:41:15 AM »
This was the first forum thread that made me laugh till it hurt... Glad to see it resurrected a year later.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #129 on: August 30, 2012, 02:09:30 AM »
Just did this on iPad bold is him not bold is me

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
aye aye sir
or mam

ello sir
or madam
toushe
or however da fuq u spell it
spel it lik dis tooshee that makes you smart
yea but thats like tooshi like as in ass
yes ass as in buttocks as in rear end as in rectum pads
hmmm rectum pad interestin...very interesting indeed
elementary my dear watson
on the contrary
toushe
yes of course, its brilliant!
science! you see my dear boy the protons come near the electrons...not enough time to explain just push this button
aye sir the button shall be pushed
wait not that one the... great you summoned cthulhu
ahhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit
roll a SAN check please
must i roll for you?
excuse me
roll me a SAN check
perhaps
no you must roll you just summoned cthulhu
yes which is precisely why u must roll as not to repeat the aweful deed
fine. 40/54 now i roll a d10. and i just lost 3 san your turn
o sheeeeeeet toooooo much pressure (puts gun in mouth....bang)
you just failed that check and then some damn
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