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Hello from Mesa
« on: September 13, 2010, 07:43:59 AM »
Hi! My name is Dexter. I'm reading slangdesign.com forum for a long time, but I finally registered. So it's time to introduce myself. I live in USA and I'm interested in this forum theme (in addition to many other). I hope that my knowlage will by usefull for you.




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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 10:49:18 AM »
I think you are a spambot, but there is a small chance you aren't...

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 11:23:08 AM »
How dare you? He live in USA and have been read slangdesign.com forum for time now. WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT!!!?!?!?!!?!?!ONE1

Are you interested in what other forum theme he like? because i are!
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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 11:28:17 AM »
How dare you? He live in USA and have been read slangdesign.com forum for time now. WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT!!!?!?!?!!?!?!ONE1

Are you interested in what other forum theme he like? because i are!

I suppose we could make use of his "knowlage" before we toss his body by the side of the road...

(Now I'm really hoping it is a spambot because if it isn't I'm going to feel like a dick)

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2010, 11:39:46 AM »
It's the signature that confuses me. Who the fuck wants flint bones?!

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2010, 11:47:35 AM »
It's so you can make a fire if you have a knife and a compound fracture!

EDIT:  It's actually quite the practical survival adaption (except that you might have to break your bone if you haven't already)...
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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2010, 11:55:37 AM »
What is it even trying to sell?

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2010, 01:02:39 PM »

What was the edit you made? 0.o

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT INTERNET MEDICINE/MONEY-MAKING SCHEME YOU ARE KEEPING FROM US WITH YOUR TRECHEROUS MODERATING WAYS!

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2010, 01:12:02 PM »
I imagine the only forum knowlage he had probably had to do with women who like it up the butt.  In the USA.

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2010, 01:44:12 PM »
You guys are going to feel like such dicks when he turns out to be real.

He was reaching out and you had to slap him down. And just because his punctuation and spelling weren't the best on his first post. Did you ever think we could have fans whose first language wasn't English? Hmm?

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2010, 01:55:23 PM »
I'm sorry.  I should be more respectful of new slangdesign.com fans.  I just can't stand people who live in America can't speak American.  I need proof that he at least wears a flag on his head before I accept him completely.

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2010, 03:04:28 PM »
I'm sorry.  I should be more respectful of new slangdesign.com fans.  I just can't stand people who live in America can't speak American.  I need proof that he at least wears a flag on his head before I accept him completely.

English you idiot, you don't speak American unless you wish to accept that you've bastardised English to that point.

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2010, 04:13:37 PM »
Amercians speak American. It's the only language that Americans understand... in America. Luckily, all countries belong to America.

"America" starts to look like a really weird word when I use it this often... in America.

And in case you didn't know (which anybody in America should) this is a reference to an internet parody series made by a guy in England... in America.

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2010, 07:08:04 PM »
I will be honest, I was a little worried, but then I realized they said they read the slangdesign.com forums.  And I feel that is pretty indicative of a computer program (since everywhere but the address line says RPPR).  However if you are in fact a real person, I apologize most humbly...

Oh, and the edit to Dexter's post was removing a Google ad in the signature (as far as I can tell)...

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Re: Hello from Mesa
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2010, 07:45:43 PM »

But a google ad to what? Something worthwhile I'll bet. And I had my credit card at the ready too :(