I should have written this up as an anecdote long ago, but this is how the conversation came about. It was during an epic game and our party had decided to build a giant homunculus (I have no idea why now but we did) and turn it into a golem. Someone had the magical ability to make it come to life, but none of us had the crafting skills. So I turn to Ross and ask if I could hire some dwarves to build it. Ross says sure how many. And so I respond a herd, which gave everyone a good laugh. So Ross let me hire the rowdiest tribe of drunken hillbilly dwarves ever, although they were damn good craftsmen. I forget what the tribe's name was but it was a running joke at the table for more than a year after.
