{"id":17,"date":"2006-03-30T22:00:33","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T03:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/?p=17"},"modified":"2016-05-31T23:22:03","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T04:22:03","slug":"dice-preparation-services-unlimited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/2006\/03\/comedy\/dice-preparation-services-unlimited\/","title":{"rendered":"Dice Preparation Services Unlimited"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you wish you could have better luck with your dice? DPSU can give you that luck! Listen in to find how you go from a natural 1 botch to a Nat 20 critical hit. Stop letting the GM push you around.  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