{"id":257,"date":"2009-12-25T20:38:49","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T01:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/?p=257"},"modified":"2016-06-07T23:07:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-08T04:07:08","slug":"ab3-rant-01-the-team-that-couldnt-shoot-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/2009\/12\/comedy\/ab3-story\/ab3-rant-01-the-team-that-couldnt-shoot-straight\/","title":{"rendered":"Ab3 Rant 01: The Team That Couldn&#8217;t Shoot Straight"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>THE GUY WITH A JETPACK AND A HIGH POWERED RIFLE: When combat broke out he would zoom up into the air and start sniping. He had a kind of code against killing, he only killed villains if they fought back, or sassed him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ab3&#8217;s first proper rant is now immortalized by RPPR! Listen to find out the worst heroes ever made in a horrible superhero campaign. <a href=\"http:\/\/forum.rpg.net\/showthread.php?t=3409\">This rant was originally posted on rpg.net. <\/a><\/p>\n<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/AudioObject\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Ab3 Rant 01: The Team That Couldn&amp;#8217;t Shoot Straight\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2009-12-25T20:38:49-05:00\" \/><meta itemprop=\"encodingFormat\" content=\"audio\/mpeg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT5M09S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"THE GUY WITH A JETPACK AND A HIGH POWERED RIFLE: When combat broke out he would zoom up into the air and start sniping. 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