{"id":34,"date":"2007-03-17T18:08:45","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T23:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/?p=34"},"modified":"2016-05-31T23:43:25","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T04:43:25","slug":"ab3-rant-17-the-bad-rifts-project","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/2007\/03\/comedy\/ab3-rant-17-the-bad-rifts-project\/","title":{"rendered":"Ab3 Rant #17: The Bad Rifts Project"},"content":{"rendered":"

My pallet desires pie but what kind of pie? The patriotic fervor of apple? The esoteric revelations of blueberry? Perhaps the October dream that is pumpkin? Or perhaps the culinary dichotomy known as rhubarb?<\/em>
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Ab3 tries playing Palladium’s darling rpg, Rifts, at a local Denny’s. Of course, between El Disgusto’s obsession with ninjas and Blobert’s Smith’s lurid descriptions of transexual singing post apocalyptic nurses, Ab3 is in more than he bargained for. Take a seat at the table for The Bad Rifts Project.The Bad Rifts Project was originally posted on RPG.net<\/a> and used with permission of the author.<\/p>\n

Written by AlBruno the 3rd<\/a><\/p>\n

Performed by RPPR
\nEdited by Chris Farmer<\/p>\n

Ab3 – Chris Farmer
\nWeasly Crusher – Aaron Carstein
\nBlobert Smith – Ross Payton
\nEl Disgusto – Tom Church
\nDeviant Boy – Patrick Seth Williams
\nPolice Officer – David Norman
\nCollateral Darren – Jason Ariciu
\nSam the Waitress – Karee Kimple
\nPolice Officer – David Norman<\/p>\n

http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/Bad_Rifts_Project_AB3.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><\/div>

Podcast: Play in new window<\/a> | Download<\/a> (Duration: 24:48 — 17.0MB)<\/p>

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