{"id":57,"date":"2008-01-26T02:07:30","date_gmt":"2008-01-26T07:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/?p=57"},"modified":"2016-06-01T20:57:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-02T01:57:49","slug":"death-by-thumbs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/2008\/01\/comedy\/death-by-thumbs\/","title":{"rendered":"Death by Thumbs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Written by Ab3<br \/>\nMixed by Ross Payton<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Me: &#8220;OK you walk into the room and see a group of Hobgoblins sharpening their weapons.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Psycho Dave: &#8220;I flash my talisman of the Dark Gods and order them to bow down to the might of Azathoth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;They bow before you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Psycho Dave: &#8220;Then I behead them.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Performed by the RPPR crew<br \/>\nChris Farmer<br \/>\nTom Church<br \/>\nPatrick &#038; Karee Williams<br \/>\nAaron, David, and Ross Payton<\/p>\n<p>Synopsis: Ab3 finds himself running a a two month Dungeons and Dragons campaign, as Deviant Boy, Aesnath, Weasly Crusher, Psycho Dave, El Disgusto and Ol&#8217; Yellowbelly explore the Dungeon of Nasty Doom. Some quest for the Gemstone of MacGuffin while other players search for the Blade of Gory Cleaving. Of course, between the players&#8217; volatile personalities and the many dangerous enemies of the dungeon, the odds are against Ab3 and his gaming buddies actually finishing the campaign. Fortunately, his pain is our comedy. Listen in to learn who suffers DEATH BY THUMBS!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/forum.rpg.net\/showthread.php?s=&#038;threadid=18741\">This rant was originally posted on Rpg.net. <\/a><\/p>\n<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/AudioObject\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"Death by Thumbs\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2008-01-26T02:07:30-05:00\" \/><meta itemprop=\"encodingFormat\" content=\"audio\/mpeg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT12M34S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Written by Ab3\r\nMixed by Ross Payton\r\nMe: &quot;OK you walk into the room and see a group of Hobgoblins sharpening their weapons.&quot;\r\n\r\nPsycho Dave: &quot;I flash my talisman of the Dark Gods and order them to bow down to the might of Azathoth.&quot;\r\n\r\nMe: &quot;They bow...\" \/><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3\" \/><meta itemprop=\"contentSize\" content=\"20.2\" \/><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_7256\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-57-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/?powerpress_pinw=57-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/rppr\/slangdesign.com\/rppr\/podcasts\/RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"RPPR_Ab3_Thumbs.mp3\">Download<\/a> (Duration: 12:34 &#8212; 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